_BiB_ Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 Bledsoe suited up. Cut him. Bledsoe sucks. Win or lose, it's on him. Ain't no "Drew" in team. Willis didn't score four. Cut him. He didn't handle that handoff too well, did he? Nate fumbled a punt. Cut April. Screw it, cut all of them. Defense allowed 20 yards entire game. Cut them all. Shouldn't allow any. Should have had 21 defensive points. Cut them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 You forgot fire TD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 You have thoughts? I thought the medication was going to stop that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted December 12, 2004 Author Share Posted December 12, 2004 And Billy Buffalo. How can any team ever win a Super Bowl with a mascot called Billy Buffalo? Cut him too. And what's with the Santa suits on the Jills? Christmas is illegal. Cut them too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest_ICE_* Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 WE !@#$ING LOST, WHAT ARE YOU NUTZ, WE SUCK, THE WHOLE TEAM SUCKS I'M OUT OF ORDER? THIS WHOLE SEASON IS OUT OF ORDER!!!!!!! WHERE'S MY MEDS??????? I'M AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ICED Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 ARE YOU !@#$ING NUTZ? WE !@#$ING LOST, ARE YOU GUYS IDIOTS? WE SUCK. I'M AN IDIOT, AND I NEED HELP............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted December 12, 2004 Author Share Posted December 12, 2004 You have thoughts? I thought the medication was going to stop that. 157170[/snapback] Just a parody on Darin's football LAMPs. He's in a bar sitting between a hung over polar bear and Nanook the Eskimo drinking at 6 in the morning in order to watch a game. Credibility? Sheesh. Oh...cut the polar bear. He never gets his shoulders right, and his footwork sucks. Cut him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvermike Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 Don't forget, TV is deadweight on this team. Three big plays? Sheesh, we could get that out of Luke McCown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted December 12, 2004 Author Share Posted December 12, 2004 Don't forget, TV is deadweight on this team. Three big plays? Sheesh, we could get that out of Luke McCown 157188[/snapback] We'll NEVER win a Super Bowl with TV. Cut him. Gone. Dead weight. Start radio. But only radio with tubes. Sattlelite? Cut him. Bench NASA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frez Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 Wow, you bastards are just plain mean. Nasty stuff......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 Realistically, though...you look at this game, you see 20 yards offense by the Browns, you see -12 net yards passing by the Browns, you see five turnovers by the Browns...and you see a score of 37-7? That's embarrassing; that should have been a score of 51-0 or 58-0. The reason it wasn't...Bledsoe, obviously. He only manages to convert one turnover into points (and that wouldn't have even happened if Evans hadn't had the presence of mind to bail him out with that great after-the-catch run). He only completes 44% of his passes, his passes are inaccurate all day, he can't even break 100 yards passing...hell, he can't even hand off properly to his running backs! The Bills needed today seven sacks and five turnovers to beat a horrible team by only 30 points, where a good team would have beat them by 40 or 50...so really, they actually lost again. The Bills suck, and always will with Bledsoe at QB. (Wow. It really, really hurts my head, thinking like ICE. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted December 12, 2004 Author Share Posted December 12, 2004 Realistically, though...you look at this game, you see 20 yards offense by the Browns, you see -12 net yards passing by the Browns, you see five turnovers by the Browns...and you see a score of 37-7? That's embarrassing; that should have been a score of 51-0 or 58-0. The reason it wasn't...Bledsoe, obviously. He only manages to convert one turnover into points (and that wouldn't have even happened if Evans hadn't had the presence of mind to bail him out with that great after-the-catch run). He only completes 44% of his passes, his passes are inaccurate all day, he can't even break 100 yards passing...hell, he can't even hand off properly to his running backs! The Bills needed today seven sacks and five turnovers to beat a horrible team by only 30 points, where a good team would have beat them by 40 or 50...so really, they actually lost again. The Bills suck, and always will with Bledsoe at QB.(Wow. It really, really hurts my head, thinking like ICE. ) 157251[/snapback] You have to get into a theme and a rythm. It's all about rythm. Quit being intellectual about it. Thinking never stopped Ice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 Realistically, though...you look at this game, you see 20 yards offense by the Browns, you see -12 net yards passing by the Browns, you see five turnovers by the Browns...and you see a score of 37-7? That's embarrassing; that should have been a score of 51-0 or 58-0. The reason it wasn't...Bledsoe, obviously. He only manages to convert one turnover into points (and that wouldn't have even happened if Evans hadn't had the presence of mind to bail him out with that great after-the-catch run). He only completes 44% of his passes, his passes are inaccurate all day, he can't even break 100 yards passing...hell, he can't even hand off properly to his running backs! The Bills needed today seven sacks and five turnovers to beat a horrible team by only 30 points, where a good team would have beat them by 40 or 50...so really, they actually lost again. The Bills suck, and always will with Bledsoe at QB.(Wow. It really, really hurts my head, thinking like ICE. ) 157251[/snapback] Did we win ICE? I mean Tom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted December 13, 2004 Author Share Posted December 13, 2004 Did we win ICE? I mean Tom? 157323[/snapback] No, sadly, we lost. the Bills are now 7-6. Not 13-0. Only 13-0 at this point, scoring 650 points in the season thus far, with no points scored against you makes you a true team in the NFL. If you can't understand that, you are not a fan. It's never about a season, or a run-it's all about what I can complain about regards to the last game. True sports teams do whatever I want them to do, at any given instant, because I'm the only true fan here. Everyone else is stupid. This turn around shows no coaching, no management and certainly no character because no one besides me knows anything about football. After all, I was the one who chased TD down in the parking lot and made an ass of myself. Cut him. Gone. Dead weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted December 13, 2004 Author Share Posted December 13, 2004 I forgot. You have to do that with a rookie QB that looks like a panic stricken rabbit when he has to throw a pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 I forgot. You have to do that with a rookie QB that looks like a panic stricken rabbit when he has to throw a pass. 157366[/snapback] I just Cut him, and I feel better. Damn, the County Morgue just showed up, I have some paper work to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Tate Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 After all, I was the one who chased TD down in the parking lot and made an ass of myself. 157360[/snapback] I was laughing along reading this up until this point, which stunned me. Can you fill me in on that story? He did that for real? I missed that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted December 13, 2004 Author Share Posted December 13, 2004 Yes, no matter how he tried to be polite and get away from me I wasn't going to let him go until I had it established that he knew nothing of football, and his words to me that the Bills would get better were secret information only he and I would know. But only if he listened to me. Damn, gotta give Ice credit. It's hard to be this stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 You forgot the all important stat: The defense allowed 7.5 times as many yardage in the second half than the first. Whatever happened to the halftime adjustments? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted December 13, 2004 Author Share Posted December 13, 2004 You forgot the all important stat: The defense allowed 7.5 times as many yardage in the second half than the first. Whatever happened to the halftime adjustments? 157618[/snapback] Cut them. Cut them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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