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Patriots mascot arrested in sex sting


GaryPinC

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Well this seals it. This must surely mark the beginning of the end to the Pats dynasty:

 

 

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/1051228...ed-in-sex-sting

 

Just a break from all the more in-depth debates here.

 

ESPN should roll this story line into a Tom Brady office spoof commercial :lol:

 

ESPN already carried this. They showed the guy being brought out in cuffs, still wearing his mascot garb. I laughed until I realized the person behind him in line was wearing a blue bison suit. Man the Patriots have our number in every way possible.

 

But I have a plan to end this painful streak of losses. Remember the M.A.S.H. movie football game, where they injected the guys when they were on the ground after a tackle? I'm thinking about nothing deadly, perhaps a strong laxative would be good. I'll bet Evans is fast enough that he could even run out of bounds and stick a syringe in Belicheat without the hooded genius knowing it. Of course, if you sit behind the visitors' bench, be sure to bring a filter mask to the game.

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