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BLZFAN4LIFE

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  1. Well, that should be fine for you, you have 4 holes to choose from! I'm waiting for Fezmid to chime in with his approval of this deviant behavior in 4...3...2...1...
  2. ...LostMan, Lossman, or Loserman?
  3. How do we get ahold of anybody?
  4. None of that matters because Dick Jauron is Belichick's prison B word.
  5. It's hard to win in the NFL. We certainly would like to be 1 and 0 but obviously we're disappointed.
  6. The dilema with the Bills is that the draft is a two step process, player selection and development. It's a toss up as to which step they have dissapointed in most.
  7. You'd think this guy has more important things to do than playing comedian in chief.
  8. /dev/null wishes that females came with an owners manual. He's still trying to figure out how to stimulate one.
  9. BINGO! Macaroni got the ball rolling and you hit it out of the park. The T.O. signing, as it turns out, is merely shoe polish on a turd. This front office has not put the team in a position to compete for the division championship, they have only improved their chances of selling merchandise and tickets.
  10. ...as in believing in fairy tales??? ...and they all lived happily ever after. Whatever gets you through the night.
  11. Wooderson is from North Tonawanda, and as a lumberjack, he starred in this clip.
  12. No doubt, I don't have time to read the encyclopedia britannica ova here!!! But, whatever was said, Peters has no business asking to be the highest paid tackle in the NFL.
  13. Let's get this thing rollin' on St. Paddy's Day!!! "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." -Humphrey Bogart "Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." -Winston Churchill "Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop." -Winston Churchill to his Secretary of War, 1944 "A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." -W.C. Fields "Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink." -W.C. Fields "Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine." -David Moulton "May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead." -Old Irish Toast
  14. My wife's sister's best friend's boyfriend heard from a guy that knows a dude that washes windows at OBD that the Bills are going to trade McCargo and a 4th rounder to Carolina for Julius Peppers. Take it to the bank, you heard it here first!
  15. He's better than Trent. I'll bet this situation reminds Bronco's fans of a song from the hair band days.... Cinderella's don't know what you've got till its gone. riddle me this... if you were Denver, would you trade Cutler for Edwards?
  16. If it were possible, I would make the trade in a minute. When T.E. started as a rookie, I thought that he may be the Franchise QB that we need. After last season, my prediction isn't as rosy. He was a different QB after the concussion, you have to admit that he is injury prone, he has failed to establish a deep passing game, and has sucked in poor weather games. I'm definitely in his corner and I hope he can improve. But time will tell, can you say Edwards/Fitzpatrick QB controversy???
  17. There's this really funny video of Hitler freaking out over the Bills signing T.O.. Has anyone seen it yet?
  18. Of course it's over, our starting QB works for peanuts (400k). Why would they even consider Cutler?
  19. A guy spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?" "No, I named myself, she answered. "Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?" "Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked. "Beersex." HAPPY BIRTHDAY A guy walks into a bar and asks for three beers. The bartender puts them up and then watches the guy go through a peculiar ritual. "Happy Birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday" Each time he says the word he drinks the beer. Then he pays and walks out. One year later he enters the bar again and orders the same thing. The bartender watches him go through the same ritual. Curious, he asks the bloke why. "Well" the guy says, "I have a friend in Ireland and a friend in Australia. We have our birthdays on the same day. We can't be together so we have agreed that on this day we will each go into our local pub and have a round of drinks for each other. We have been doing this for 55 years since we were 18." The next year the man comes in and asks the bartender for two beers. The bartender, a bit taken aback, places two beers in front of the guy and watches him say "happy birthday, happy birthday!" The bartender asks "So which one died?" "No one." "But you only ordered two drinks!" "Yeah, well, I've given up drinking." A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first." When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin Franklin
  20. I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
  21. Just starting my 2nd cup of coffee. I'll definitely down a few cold ones with my corned beef and cabbage tonight though.
  22. If he had some inside info, he should have passed it on as a rumor or speculation instead of saying " I know but I'm not gonna tell."
  23. Right after we move Peters to clear up cap space for Peppers.
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