Southern McButterpants

What could possibly go wrong with Democrats in control? You need only look at how WNY is flourishing as a result of 40 years of Democrat rule . . .

Wow, and you accuse me of typewriter muscles? Thanks for making it to the ignore list, hotshot . . . As I used to say to studuents, act your age, not your IQ.

Wow . . .you are so much better than me because the high school that you went to plays better football than the one my son goes to . . . I guess I'll go beat my wife and dog now, cuz I'm such a loser.

Doesn't Nero make a good version?

What?? No Star Wars Kid???

Wierd, I had a thought just the other day that he hadn't turned up here is a while . . . Hmm . . .maybe I should be picking some lotto numbers.

Eat. My. Shorts. Think about this for a moment. OP is Frontier's second biggest rival (behind cross-town Hamburg Central). I'm supposed to cheer for their rival? Puh-lease. That's like rooting for the Dolphins to win the Super Bowl because the Bills aren't in it . . . Call is sour grapes if you like, I call it good sense.

We saw this one before. I believe the winner was: "Nice ass . . . get in the truck."

DAMN . . I've been OUTED

Get over it . . .we already know that the "Kill Him" was made up by the reporter in Scranton. Oh, I forgot . . . you're on the left. Please proceed with telling a lie enough times that it becomes the truth.

Not me . . .the smell puts me off

Well I'm glad to see that Rolling Stone, that bastion of impartial political reporting, has finally shed some light on this catastrophe

Jeeeez . . . can we go back to the old pic in the avatar . . .

My eyes! My eyes!!!

For Elegant Elliot and his boat on the Nile . . . Speaking of “violent escalation of rhetoric” you never hear about: *Obama supporters in Philadelphia sported “Sarah Parah is a [disgusting vulgarism referring to female genitalia]” t-shirts and yelled “Let’s stone her, old school” over the weekend. Pictures and it DID Happen *An Internet artist has designated Palin an “M.I.L.P” – “Mother I’d Like to Punch” – and published a drawing of a man’s fist knocking a tooth out of the Alaska governor’s mouth and the glasses off her face. MILP *“ABORT Palin” grafitti has sprouted on the sidewalks of Seattle and “Abort Sarah Palin” bumper stickers are spreading on Web stores. Abort Palin Bumper Sticker *Sarah Palin-bashing Madonna performs before an audience of thousands, screeching and threatening to “kick her a**.” Meh, who cares what Madonna thinks . . . *Getty Images publishes a photo of a man pointing a fake gun at the head of a cardboard cutout of Palin on display at the Brooklyn Waterfront Artists Coalition building. No pic, but legitimate News Story It's call Google, Elliot . . . You should check it out

Come on gimme a break . . . . Like this sh-- doesn't happen. That's the problem with the left in ANY situation. . . The holier-than-thou-smarter-then f'ckin-everyone left-wing moonbats never pull any BULLsh-- like this. Just like they didn't keep finding votes in Washingtion State until a Democrat was elected governor, just like they didn't torch a Rep election office in Ohio, etc. etc. etc. Grow up . . . . I've read a number of your posts and you usually put up a half-way decent argument. Dismissing this out of hand is living in denial. . . .

"Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found." I've never been more proud to be an NC State alum . . .

83 then 104 . . .no such thing as a spare.

Bump-ee C'mon Pooj it's been 5 or 6 weeks . . . Wasssup?

oh . . . thank you doctor . . .

Someone set up us the bomb . . . .

On the money there, Dean-o

4.87 . . . not bad for a rookie

" I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body."

I thought of another one: George: I wish there were pigmen. You get a few of these pigmen walking around I'm looking a whole lot better. Then if somebody wants to fix me up at least they could say, "Hey he's no pig-man!" Jerry: Believe me, there'd be plenty of women going for the pig-men. No matter what the deformity you'll find some group of perverts attracted to it. "Oo that little tail turns me on."