Steely Dan

Link Link Great job shooting the kid in the head. Going back, not so good. I'd give him two years in the pen and two years probation. JMO If he had just shot the kid in the head he should have gotten a plaque.

How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a lightbulb? "WHO THE CARES!!!" How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there. What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb. How do they promote people above you at your job? They take them outside to look at a large hole in the ground. If they ask, "Is that my ass?" they're promoted.

A kid runs into his house; "Hey ma, hey ma!! Can I have $10 for a Guinea Pig?" His mother pulls out a $20. "Here get yourself a nice Irish girl." If it helps an Italian friend told me that one.

You are so wrong. This is SKOOOOOOOOOOOOBY

PUNCH!!! Nothing here that isn't here.

The tiger only went after those kids. She knew who was responsible. After killing all three she might have been dangerous but she was only dangerous to those stupid effing kids before they tranquilized her. Link I think I'll go taunt some dangerous animals at the zoo.

I think he flipped off the wrong person.

Ask the Bills for a heads up on cuts and try to buy their houses. TO And the new winner of the Mike Golic look alike contest is....

Coming late to the discussion but I couldn't read past this part of the article; It's hard to envision an injury that had a more potentially catastrophic impact on football history this side of Gale Sayers. And while Brady may continue on to even greater things ahead, he will never recover the Great Lost Season of 2008. ;) :thumbsup: :wacko:

I was just checking to see if somebody would catch that.

You are a deeply disturbed human being. Just sayin. It kind of reminds me of the Lorena Bobbit thing. However, in her case all of the evidence was merely circumcisional.

My take on this is that he shouldn't start a half cocked affair with his secretary. Before this happened she was really good at taking dictation. If adultery is a crime in China then she took a bite out of crime. The private investigator who called must have been a privates investigator just before the call. JMO

Linky A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.

When did Deerball move?

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He doesn't need to write a whole column just because 75% of his readership called him out. A simple retraction would suffice, dontcha think.

Jughead: Isn't that bigamy? Archie: (In a Groucho Marx impression) I think that's big o' me too!

He should wait a year and get a divorce and then go to Veronica with a ton of moolah!

Is that picture Mrs. Ball? YOU!! I'm gonna have nightmares now!!!

From the article; Though a modern man himself, comic-book salesman Kody Peters is outraged over what he views as Archie's woeful taste in women. “I'm shocked and appalled,” the 23-year-old employee of Toronto's Silver Snail Comics bookstore said yesterday when delivered the news. “They're both madly in love with him, but really, aside from that, Veronica's got nothing to offer, whereas Betty is like the sweetest girl in the whole world.” Three words; Get - A - Life. If you were aware that Betty and Veronica have blogs before reading that article and you are over the age of 13 there is something wrong with you. Seriously. Go see a therapist if you've visited those sites. Really, really seriously. In simple analysis he took the beautiful rich biotch. Is there any question as to why?

Never ever. It does make interesting reading. What kind of car do you drive?

Yeah, I wonder who he'd want to cut for Marvin. Maybe this will help him.

Bear in mind that the person who found it probably came across a grizzly sight. I don't wanna be polarizing or pan da article but I find it hard to believe that any bears that came to Buffalo wouldn't be at the Anchor Bar ordering Asiatic beer and hot wings.

Deerball, stop pissing people off!!! Just an interesting point that may help people win a bar bet. The only two days a year that none of the four major sports play a game is the day before and the day after baseball's All Star game.