Zamboni Man

MMMM Beer....drink up all the wine you want, just leaves more beer for me.

I can't wait until he can get his throws a little more under control...he over threw a couple passes that would've been huge plays if they connected.

If there isn't enough bass...I'll take some Liger, after all they're bred for their skills in magic

I'm going....first game I've actually been to in about 10 years. I'm in town for my Grandad's funeral and the funeral director offered me two tickets in the Kelly Club, no way in hell was I saying no.

Somebody get that pickle juice ready....

2.99 here in Greensboro...that's out of control

hell no, the game is 60 minutes...not 45, not 55....play the entire game and when it's done, shake hands and say good game. Prevent defense prevents winning.

Happy birthday from another transplant in NC.

Wouldn't breasts also be an abbreviation for the Titans...after all the Jaguars are the Jags, the Patriots are the Pats and so on...oh and It's ain't Van Halen without David Lee Roth, they even make a tshirt to prove it: It Ain't VH

Stop by and have a tasty rat burger with LA...the recipe is from Demolition Man.

38. Tell her it rubs the lotion on its skin

Even if the movie wasn't true, at least we all learned that Taco Bell is a five star restaurant.

Reuben Gant came up with his name by combining a sandwich and a baseball player.

ExWNYer would much rather go to Cabo Wabo with Sammy Hagar than Margaritaville with Jimmy Buffett.

Puhonix only likes girls from Okeechobee.

buckeyemike is a really big University of Michigan fan.

No touch icing is overrated. Unless it's a hybrid of what they have in international hockey and the ECHL, I wouldn't want it in the NHL. It sucks so bad when there are two guys digging it out inside the blue line and the ref blows it dead for no touch icing and there's no play on the puck. I'd be all for it if there aren't any players inside the red line or blue line, but if it's the way they enforce it in other leagues then I'll pass.

LeClair is beyond washed up. The Sabres bringing him in would be the equivalent to the Bills trying to bring in Andre Rison or Ricky Watters.

I loved hearing Come on Lenny! on those old NFL Films shows on ESPN classic. R.I.P.

You could get like three feet of air.

If Pink Floyd can get the original line up back together, Eddie Van Halen and David Lee Roth need to patch things up and do a real reunion tour.

I thought we only got free advice on Thursday's around here.

Wow this thing is 22 pages now, last time I checked it was at like 3.

Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons? Farmer: Do they have what? Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons. Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.

Super Nintendo is worth keeping around just for the original Mario Kart, that game was classic.