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damj

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  1. The quote in your reply in THIS thread was about Meredith ... Jackass! Booster got it!
  2. LOL
  3. Hard telling from the picture. As usual Steely ... we have no idea what the hell you're alking about!
  4. ... take her back? Sure ... she seems to be going above and beyond to prove how sorry she is.
  5. Meow
  6. You either!
  7. Olga, this is Dmitri again. I finally figured out what happened. After some careful thought, there are only 2 explanations why you haven't returned my phone call, you are either deceased or in a coma. There are no other explantions why you would not jump at the opportunity to land such a catch as me. Now you cannot be deceased since you would've mentioned me in your will, so obviously you are in a coma. So here is the deal. When you wake up from your coma, you will have 30 minutes to get to my house. I know that you'll be well rested, so you'll be able to run pretty fast. Not knowing what time you'll wake up, I'll allow you an extra 7 minutes for rush hour traffic. After 37 minutes I will lock my door and this opportunity will be lost forever. I've faxed you detailed instructions on how you will pleasure me. Make sure you follow the instructions to the letter and don't rush steps 4 through 9. Make sure that you buy a 5/8" rubber house, not 3/4". The olive oil has to be extra virgin and I'll lay out the clown costume that you are to wear. Make sure that you call the midgets on your way over so that they have time to get here. I'm am looking forward to giving you a truly magical experience. Dmitri
  8. They can't move Hardy to the roster until after week 6 and they still need space for Lynch next week.
  9. He might have a full 6-pack, but he's missing the plastic thingy that holds it all together.
  10. Yes, Chris Carter was released by Buddy Ryan in Philly
  11. Plus we saw him in the pre-season, so the Bills obviously saw something in him that they like ... it's worth a look.
  12. Off of Green Bay's PS ... what ... does Chicago not have a PS this year for us to raid from?!?
  13. Coming from a town thatchucks batteries, boos Santa and whose hockey team went in the stands after the fans ... that glass house thingy applies ...
  14. Good point ... I never looked up that high before.
  15. They would have to have put him on their active roster
  16. Really? Lacking what ... testicles?!?
  17. STFU! I don't want to hear that word ... 'specially on September 22.
  18. You! are! the! man! I especially like today's sampling ... what with her huuuuuuuuuge tracts of land and what not!
  19. Let me grab my 12 gauge ... I'll get it down.
  20. This post is so last month ... Link
  21. What's she look like? We're identical twins ... see my avatar.
  22. It's Steely's fault ... no posts for 2 days ... I was content to let it die with a stupid unix post by slash ... but nooooooooooooo ... Steely couldn't let it go.
  23. Our D is better, but NO offense is stronger. This game has all the makings of a shoot-out, so natually it'll end 13-10 and really piss off the fantasy football world ... LOL. Our best chance is long sustained drives and keep the ball out Brees's hands and make the most of our offensive chances. Going into NE looked similarily daunting .... still this is just a tough match-up for us.
  24. Well done Booster. Hell, I like you ... maybe later you can come over my house and F_ _ _ MY SISTER!!!
  25. Oh no ... look what dragged the cat in ... It was nice not having Steely around the last 5 minutes, but that'll probably change. Thanks Mead!
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