damj

The Orphan

Despite the fact that he might be better than anything else we have, I would like to aim higher.

Nor did you.

To my dear TSW friends, I have a confidential business proposal for you. Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Nigerian chambers of commerce and industry, I have the privilege to request for your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand united states dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at the central bank of Nigeria Apex Bank. We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incident to the transfer. The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents: (a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers. (b) your private telephone and fax numbers -- for confidentiality and easy communication. © your letter-headed paper stamped and signed. Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish. Please reply urgently. Best regards Mr. Nota Finga

Aww ... to hell with this!

Great idea!

You can't ... I won. You're all losers. Thank you.

Reed didn't make it, but did make the cut to 10 ... Carter did not, so that's encouraging in future years. Reed not in HOF

Please give our regards to your son Mrs. Thigpen.

Not impressed ...

Take a page from Tampa's book ... acquire as many QBs as humanly possible to try and find one that can play.

Most of my favs were already mentioned, but I want to add Gary Moore.

I think you should go to Washington State, buy some crack, rob a gas station, then you and Ryan can live happily ever after together ... for the next 5 to 7 years.

Well, we couldn't find a use for that B.O. of his since skunks have cornered that market, so I guess we did find a use for him after all, so we can scratch his name from the useless list. Mead107, you can take his place ... LOL

Well guys ... you heard the man ... forget about quality posts ... we need quantity!!!

{damj chucks a lemon at the back at Steely's head} {Steely turns around, dazed and confused} damj: Oh, sir. I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff, Did you not tip them? Oh, the terrorists! They run that way. It was a run-by fruiting. I'll get them sir. Don't worry. {Steely turns around, dazed and confused} damj (under breath): Good waste of juice.

Thanks Steely ... in other words ... nada, zip, zilch, zero ...

I'm back ... what did I miss?!?

I'll give my Nikon D60 a real good talking to about that ... maybe some sensitivity training.

I just want to tell you all good luck. We're all counting on you.

Yes, he is perfect. He's the only one to accept the job.

Don't insult squids. We all know the the Navy is a lower form of Marine life, but even they rate above Shefter!

Any truth to the rumor that Joe Logan was seen walking Bill Cowher's dog?

After having been away from this thread for a while, I can say with absolute clarity and certainty ... DIE THREAD, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANOTHER Steely Dan desperate plea for attention thread?!?!