If you can correctly guess the names of the other 3 Bills in the SUV with Marshawn, you will win a personal PM from me congratulating you on being a junior crime investigator.
RULES:
1. If your screen name ends in "ski", you are not allowed to post.
EDIT: 1a. apuszczalowski is the only "ski" allowed
My guess:
Steve Johnson
Xavier Omon
Pauly Shore
I dropped my phone into a urinal and accidentially pissed on it while having a conversation which clearly could have waited. Sh-t happens to people of all ages.
What is the lesson our role model Matshawn has taught all the little Bills fans? Never talk to the popo, and if you hit a B word while driving home drunk, just keep going cause nobody can prove sh-t. I learned my lesson, thanks Marshawn!