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Sketch Soland

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  1. Sketch Soland
    That brings up an interesting point: is the masturbation-kittenocide ratio like a quantum relationship, like two electrons on other sides of the universe can be affected by each other in a non-local way?
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    Funny sh--
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    No sh--! Next thread, please.
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    Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
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    Well, well, well, look who made a funny?
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    I'm bargaining with Maya to trade my enlightenment for a Stanley Cup. I'll let you know how it goes
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    Yeah, I had this weird mushy growth on my right nipple last year, it looked like a mutated fruit loop. I got it lasered off and I felt much better about myself.
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    No, you forgot how to not leave yourself open to an easy retort. I don't give a sh-- if you believe in God or don't!
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    fnord
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    FNORD
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    :blink: That's exactly what I was thinking....
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    We only wish God masturbated more! He ejaculates pure energy! We need some of that ejaculate to run our snowmobiles! *SHAKES FIST AT MORGAN FREEMAN*
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    "To Be Traded" and "likely going to ship him off by draft day" = not the same thing
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    Well, that settles it. The dead kittens must be exploited for fuel.
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    No Just cuz, ya see?
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    That's the mother !@#$ing Trifecta! :blink:
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    I waited till the url flashed up until I clicked on that link It's legit, people, you can get your grundle kneaded for free.... I mean..... meet the draft pick and stuff
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    Your sarcasm meters don't fix themselves, people
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    The Trifecta!
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    Yes, and the third route basically consists of landing on squares that makes you take bong hits out of various things found around the house and play GTA charades.
  22. Sketch Soland
    I'm a muskrat, thank you very much!!
  23. Sketch Soland
    Ten lbs. of Flax for you, sir!!
  24. Sketch Soland
    THE DYING OF THE LIGHT! THE DYING OF THE LIGHT! THE MACHINE, THE GHOST IN THE.....AHHHHHH MORGAN FREEMAN AHHHHHHHH>..........>AHHHHH>>>>>>>>>>
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    As opposed to what you have to "backup" your belief in God? silly wabbit! you phrased your post poorly!
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