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inkman

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  1. ‘Well the first thing I do is make him toss my salad.’ ‘Toss your salad? What’s that?’ ‘Well, having your salad tossed means having your !@#$ eaten out with jelly or syrup. I prefer syrup.’ ‘Why must you make him go through all of that, sir?’ they said. ‘Why not just oral sex?’ And the guy goes ‘When a man’s %#@%ing your di-- he can pretend that’s something else. When he’s eating %#@ - he knows its %#@!’” Makes you wonder why they bother with the death penalty at all, doesn’t it? - Some !@#$ed up convict who I hope I never meet
  2. It's funny you say that. I am the ultimate pessimist, with an extremely strong "I'll believe it when I see it" approach. In the 20 something years I've been rooting for the Bills, I've never felt as sure about a win as this one. (which has me worried they will lose, naturally) Miami is a paper tiger. I can't think of one reason why Buffalo can't and won't beat Miami. I never go into a game confident that the Bills will do anyting right, let alone win the damn game. Now, I feel with complete certainty, that the Bills will come away victorious.
  3. RIP brother. I'll root for the Yankees tonight on your behalf.
  4. Read pinned thread. Everyone.
  5. Either I was there or the exact thing happen at another game.
  6. I'm not too good a thinker, so it's a wash.
  7. How 'bout JFTTSO?
  8. Did you ever get some sort of Entertainment center for all those devices?
  9. It took me a while to figure out WTF you were talking about. Your new couch. I thought you were talking about Dick Jauron.
  10. What is F?
  11. The crown is his, just injecting my personal preference.
  12. Giada always sports cleavage as well. She's smart and talented.
  13. She does not benefit from that shot at all. She is classic girl next door, and one of the few hollywood women who can get by on her face alone. Better IMHO
  14. I'm going to stop eating veggies and stick to all meat. I know thier can't be anything wrong with that.
  15. Perhaps crayonz needs to weigh in on this.
  16. Giada De Laurentiis>Nigella Lawson>Rachel Ray Ray's breast to body size ratio is not good. The other two on the other hand.
  17. I'm going to take this post sarcastically. Not sure if you meant it that way, but their is so much willing poon flying around college campus'. Unless you look like the elephant man, you are bound to catch a little. BTW, their isn't an easier place to avoid blue balls than a college campus. If she stone walls you, head back to your room for a little "release".
  18. Yes. It's 3 hours. It's where you can hear a 40 something guy frequently use terms like douche, reek, and sissy. I tried to give it another chance today and he spent 20 minutes doing his pro-Yankee rant, during football season in Western NY. When college basketball and hockey start, his ignorance will be evident. I'd be shocked if he was still doing this show 1 year from today. He is not charasmatic, not insightful, and just plain annoying. I don't know the ratings work but I will be anxious to see how they fair.
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