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Are you publicly stating that you don't want it public?

WHOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO I went on a bender. Saturday at 6:30 straight through to 2AM this morning. Just woke up. Cashed my exacta tickets right after the race. Does anyone know a good tax accountant. I want to avoid as much as I can. State taxws aren't bad but the Fed.....Ouch. I'm good at picking horses but I really nailed that one.

What?

I love that old song Red Eye Love so I like Steppenwolfer but I really think Barbaro will run away from them. He is the one stalker who is better than the rest. I think Bluegrass Cat is underrated after a bad race in his last. Pletcher has Keyed entry in there as a rabbit for him. The only other decent closer is Jazil. My picks are: 1. Barbaro 2. Bluegrass Cat 3. Steppenwolfer 4. Jazil I will box the exacta with all 4 and the triple with the top 3. I will play $1 Supers like this: 1. Barbaro (1) 2. BG Cat & Stepp (2) 3. BGCat/Step/Jazil (2) 4. All (17) $68 I will play a $5 Super 1. Barbaro (1) 2. BG Cat & Stepp (2) 3. BGCat/Step/Jazil (2) 4. BGCat/Step/Jazil (1) $20

And some of the other pushers you know are making money the traditional way? How many pushers do you have to know before you can categorize them my profit margin per product? What percentage of the pushers you know think date rape drugs dissolve better in regular coke versus diet coke?

I'm pretty sure he went to the Montreal Expos.

Hardly. He was the best host The Tonight Show ever had. Jay Leno is ok but will never live up to Johnny's standards.

I hate to break the news to you fellas, but Johnny Cash died. There is no way he can put out another album.

Tonto once said to the Lone Ranger: Or something like that.

OK so she's more of a girl than a woman. I think she is sort of cute though. We had better keep Meazza away from her. P.S. I have her picture as my personal photo if you click on my profile. She looks to be legal in Canada, which is 14.

I'm sure that was offensive to the women posters on the board. AiO, Cablelady, Pyrite Gal and Lori, among others, contribute quite well to the discussions. You don't have to be male to be a football fan. You should apologize.

Why don't YOU read. There were HUNDREDS of players left and they picked a dude with that nickname? Maybe it's a sarcastic nickname like a fat guy called 'slim' and he is relevant, but even if that's true it shows he is willing to accept defeat for putting up with a name like that. Do you like that recipe for building a winner?

I've fallen for the Peter Pan link for the last time. I will not click.

I loooked up the word in an online dictionary. Here is what it said: The Raiders pick a guy like that and I am the dumb one? Whatever you say but drafts picks are valuable and should not just be thrown away as a joke because it happens to be the last one. Like I said, there were HUNDREDS of undrafted players. They could not have ALL been irrelevant.

Reggie Bush would not be irrelevant under any circumstances. 1. He would NOT last until the end of the draft. 2. Even if he breaks his groin and never plays he will still be relevant because of the pick that NO spent on him. 3. Do you watch ESPN? Half of the coverage was aboout Bush. Irrelevant?

I doubt it. His nickname would probably be Mr. Fast or something if that was the case.

Are you calling me a moron? All I did was point out how dumb the Raiders are to pick up someone so irrelevant that it is actually his nickname. They had HUNDREDS of players to choose from and they chose him? Maybe I should go around bashing the Bills like everyone else to avoid being called a moron. Or maybe, just maybe, you should join a Raiders board.

What? I know it's not a big deal because it was the last pick but jeez. Don't you think they could have picked someone else and then signed this guy as an undrafted free agent? I may not be a draft expert but I know dumb when I see it.

With the last pick of the draft the Raiders took some guy nicknamed Mr. Irrelevant. How bad do you have to be to get that nickname? How stupid are the Raiders to pick him? I know it was the last pick and they weren't going to get an all pro or anything, but how about a long snapper or punter or something? Instead they take Mr. Irrelevant? I pity Art Shell.

Greg Maddux is still a kitty.

On Monday night around 7PM as I left my executive suite for home I noticed a slovenly character in the corner of the parking garage. I figured it was just a bum peeing so I continued toward my car. As we have all now discovered, it was LABillz waiting to kidnap me. So although the distinct smelll of urine meant my original assessment was correct, there was something I missed. He snuck up on me and put a chlorine soaked rag over my mouth. The next thing I knew I woke up tied to a chair in LA. I knew it was LA from the stench and the tacky decor in the room. This included a life size cardboard cutout of Fabio. He had gone to the trouble of bringing me halfway across the country. Thankfully, my idiot captor was wearing a Richard Nixon mask to improve his looks and spare me the horror. At first he was mumbling to himself about demands being met and a corn on his big toe, but then he noticed I was awake. He said he had had enough of me but that I would be spared if certain conditions were met. He then said he had to go check on my impending torture. When he opened the door I smelled an apetizing aroma cutting its way through the smell of the LA smog and the idiot's sweat from inside his Richard Nixon mask. When the door shut I heard him scream from the other side. JIM! ISN'T THAT READY YET? YOU SAID IT WOULD TAKE 20 MINUTES TOPS!!!!!!! THAT WAS 45 MINUTES AGO. Another voice frantically said "I didn't realize there was this much to it. Give me another 15 minutes. Nixon grunted and asked where the newspaper was. He said he needed some reading material for his trip to the outhouse. I got the feeling that I was not in the high rent district. Another minute later a woman entered the room. It was Nixon's wife. She was beautiful but looked sad. It was the kind of look people get when they have no hope. At first she was going to walk right past me. I don't think it is unusual for her to see men in her bedroom that had been tied up by Nixon. She glanced at me as she walked by and stopped in her tracks as many women do. She quickly untied me and I thanked her. I told her I must leave because Nixon and Jim would be back in about about 13 minutes. A wry smile crossed her face and she said said "That leaves time for us to have sex and you'll still have 6 minutes to get away." I had the grim duty of informing her that not all men are like Nixon and that not even the full 13 minutes would be enough. I told her my name and that she could look me up by calling 555-1212. Now that I know she is safe from him and halfway here on a Greyhound I feel free to post this. When she arrives I will let her down gently as I cannot be satisfied by merely one woman and she has already had enough heartbreak for a lifetime. I will help her set up a new life with a new identity. I am good at that. Maybe this will be a wakeup call to LA.

Your choices were great but you had a typo in there. Cat People was from 1982, not 1942. I don't remember the scene you mention but I'm sure Paulina Porizkova was VERY hot in it. She was hot in that whole movie.

This probably shouldn't count because the movie isn't out yet but I bet there is a scene in Snakes on a Plane where there are a bunch of snakes. They'll probably be on a plane at some point too.

I'll mention two. First is an oldie but a goodie. In Dog Day Afternoon when Pacino starts screaming Awesome. I also like the scene in American Psycho when the american guy goes psycho. That rocked.

You know who's stock is rising? ND's. Claussen is going there and national championships are coming back home.