Perhaps our esteemed leader, Dubya would like to take part in this internets huntin' action. He IS the president, so maybe we could even set up a remote gun in Iraq so that he can get off shooting Iraqis over the internets at his leisure. It's almost exactly like what he's doing now - controlling the war from a very remote location, safe and sound. Come to think of it, he'd see more action this way than he did while dodging guard service during Vietnam.
Do you think Dubya plays video games like Medal of Honor or SOCOM US Navy Seals? I think the gun in Iraq idea would at least keep him out of trouble.