Phil Indablanc

I'll fill in for him. The current cap on Clumpy's birthday gifts is officially at $246.59. This includes the $43.62 that his wife spent on him in January for the new Bills hat (this in keeping with his families "cash to cap" policy). There is still a prorated $92.09 annual portion this year and next for the wide screen plasma tv that he got in 2005 but his family may elect to to replace it this year which would make the total amount due immediately.

My bad then. I am unaware of the 3.5 joke (and i've been a member for a looooooooonnnnnng time)

Maybe I'm missing something. If my current car requires one tank of gas per week and I replace it with a car that is 50% more efficient are you saying that (driving the same miles of course) I would only have to fill it once every 3.5 weeks?

At this rate KD in ten years you will win a Nobel prize for math and I will be in charge of the JPL. Why are these simple math concepts so daunting to everybody?

You guys are good (and fast)

Alright, Alright, I'm the mook. Would somebody please move this to OTW. I thought I was there.

This morning CNN had a segment regarding hybrid vehicles. The Chevy rep proudly announced that the new Chevy sport ute had 50% better fuel efficiency than the standard gas model. Then he made the comment to the effect of "If you normally fill your car once a week you would only have to fill it once every two weeks with this vehicle." The CNN talking head glibly nods her head in agreement. Is it schooling, parenting, genetics, or just something that they started putting in the water? WE ARE DOOMED!!!! (or at least the more clever amongst us have the opportunity to make a lot of money from these mooks)

RIP to a great visionary. Rendezvous with Rama is my all time favorite Scifi book. The later ones in the series (with Gentry Lee) were pretty weak. I used to refer to them as the "Young and the Ramaless"

It's been a very long time since I was there but I always loved Letchworth. I have no idea what the camping/cabin facilities are like now but the park itself is spectacular particularly in the fall.

The Bellycheckless Pats*, without the advantage of knowing the other teams plays, fall to an 8-8 record. Some fans claim that the loss of all of their draft picks in the 2008 draft is the reason. Others feel that disgruntled Randy Moss's locker room cancer is the cause. Former owner Bob Kraft is unavailable for comment and the team experiences it's broadcast blackouts in years.

Curious, but with a very limited understanding human anatomy, Vilma explores certain latent feelings that he has had for some time. A fellow teammate attempts to guide the confused young man.

I've never read his blog so I would really prefer that the user keep on posting them.

Equally unlikely we will find a rookie in free agency.

http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?showt...=63324&st=0

...smoking a cigarette.

But there are some advantages. When I go fishing I always bring two Baptists with me. If you only bring one he will drink all of your beer. If you bring two neither one will drink anything.

We are having some strong storms come through here with tornado warnings so we flipped on the Weather Channel. The banner scrolling along the border warned of "mothball sized hail". I have never heard that one before. Pea sized, dime sized, golf ball sized, baseball sized, grapefruit sized yes. Mothball? No. I got my wife laughing when I told her not to worry. "Even the biggest moth I have ever seen could not have very big balls"

No question it's Coke Classic. If you are a really into to it you need to buy it in Mexico or some other place that does not have a trade restriction with Cuba. They make it from real sugar cane and not corn syrup like here in the US. You can taste the difference.

I've got one. I just misplaced it temporarily.

Hey Lori. Thank you for all the tremendous work you do for this site. It is really, really appreciated. Any chance that I could become the unofficial humor writer for the site? I would be happy to submit my work for peer review by the powers that be before posting but I gotta tell ya, I live for this.

Chill fellas. This is just supposed to be an off season laugh. I just read an article about Leslie Neilsen and how he had a fart sound device that he kept with him. When he saw two guys at the bar getting close to getting into it he would walk up and ask for directions to the bathroom and then set off the device. The two guys would start laughing so much that the potential fight disappeared like, well, a fart in the wind. Gotta love it

Thanks. I can never let the opportunity to "lighten up" the board pass me by. GO BILLS!!!!

AP News March 13, 2008 12:52pm Buffalo NY A computer glitch on the preeminent Buffalo Bills website threw the entire Bills fan community into turmoil. Without access to "the collective" fans were left to their imagination regarding the moment to moment status of their team. The ensuing panic was quickly mitigated by the fast response of the websites administrator and a team of runners who hand delivered hard copy "Where is BJ?" messages to the websites members. Early speculation that the problem was caused by a user known as Jay Rosen were false. Rosen was the victim of the notorious "Manual Virus" email which instructs users to delete their own files but only files on his personal computer were affected. The most likely cause of the crash was due to a known Java script bug that is triggered when a certain text string is entered too many times into a website and mistaken as code. The offending text string was "=RJ" and apparently the 23GB cache buffer limit was exceeded resulting in a "REMOVE JUNK" procedure thus eliminating most of the boards content. Most services had been restored by noon today and local vendors report that alcohol sales had returned to their precrash levels.

Marv was heard to say that the trade for Turner was imminent. "Even if you saw it I swear you would'nt believe it I would'nt trust a fella the likes of me if I were you Though I was'nt there I swear I have an alibi I heard it from a fella who knows a man that says it's true." From "Johnny Tar" by Gaelic Storm

I'll bet he was in the "passing" lane.