Crap Throwing Monkey

Oh, SNAP! What are you, eight?

From henceforth, I hereby declare it be known as: "cyberbedwetting". Hey, it's as good a description of his posts as any...

Probably not. I've never submitted mine to McDonalds.

I thought he was already there. If not, he's close. Telling people he couldn't pick out of a lineup that they're unsuccessful is usually a good tell. The online equivalent of bedwetting in serial killers.

http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?showt...ndpost&p=655747

Like I said, trying to relate to you on your level. Reading comprehension's not your strong suit, is it? You can't have it, if that's what you're getting at...

He went from 50 to 99 in about 20 minutes, though. That's got to be some sort of record.

He probably wonders why he gets profanity in return, too. "But...I'm pleasant!"

Is that the practice of baiting a guy who gets all dewy-eyed over little baby birds that stand only a 50% chance of surviving out the next four weeks? If not...then no. But we do have a next of baby birds outside our window we've been watching. I just didn't feel compelled to post about them...for the same reason I didn't feel compelled to discuss tupperware with JSP: I'm not a !@#$ing chick.

Trying to relate to people like you on your own level, is all...

Should have tried the Corps instead. They may have instilled some maturity in your sorry ass.

Served 14 whole years, did you? Folsom? Or Twin Towers in LA?

We had some too, hatched last week. Fried up really nicely.

Translate this into English, please. I don't read fluent potato-head.

Are you taking Haloperidol? If not...do so. If so...up the dosage. And the Secret Service should be in touch shortly...

Uhhhh...I'm sorry about your beer?

You have neither the looks nor the money.

What the HELL is wrong with you?

I'm sure the reason no one listens to you has NOTHING to do with the fact that you constantly whine and cry and B word and moan that no one listens to you...

I'm not sure...does a Hyundai indicate one is gay or not?

I think there may have been a little of "Two people are dead, let's take care of that and worry about Michael's sh-- in the morning" there as well. And maybe some "Okay...he's nuts...let's just placate him for a while until we figure out what to do."

Seven if he's putting his wife in it.

I thought about that...but my post lacked a certain je ne sais quois without "DUMBASS" tacked on the end...

Apparently, with as much as we've learned on the board today, we still haven't learned the difference between "Suzuki" and "Subaru".

Here's some free advice for a Thursday: IT'S SPELLED "ADVICE", NOT "ADVISE", DUMBASS.