Crap Throwing Monkey

A John Deere lawn tractor. I think I passed a Honda Fit on the road the other day...

You should. Maybe you wouldn't be so uptight about cigarettes, then.

Actually, that sounds a lot like my car, except for one thing: my car's not gay. Ed, it's a Honda Fit. It's a motorized roller skate. When you get a blade for it, I'll give you $10 to mow my lawn.

Bill, I have to ask... Do you even smoke? Yeah, I know that's not even remotely the point, but still...do you?

1) Ed has no image to bring "up" 2) Did I ever say "SUV"? There's plenty of fuel-efficient cars on the market that aren't gay. 3) It's a GAY CAR.

Did you hear Honda's new ad campaign, Ed? "Honda Fit: We make the Mini look butch". It's a gay car, Ed.

Ooooh...how very Keyser Soze-ish.

Well...you know...that time of the month and all... Or maybe I should have left that line for crayonz...

Actually, he wasn't crying at the trailer. He'd just realized, at that moment, that he'd bought the single gayest car on the planet...

Hard to believe movies like that, or JFK, or Born on the Fourth of July, are by the same producer/director that did Wall Street. But then, nothing forbids a bad filmmaker from making the occasional good movie...just as nothing prevented George Lucas from having Howard The Duck leer at Lea Thompson's ass (though God knows something should have).

Which is no excuse. Now they blow the whistle if a goalie LOOKS like he's covered? F'in stupid...

It's an Oliver Stone movie. Oliver Stone's a manipulative lying bastard. 'Nuff said.

Not the least of which because Ward was a !@#$ing wizard between the pipes. Still...although the offense obviously did much better this game than last, Carolina was still too effective in the Sabres' defensive zone and managed to put a lot of consistent pressure on Miller. I said to myself a few games ago, when Tallinder went out, it'll be a lot to ask for this team to hold Carolina to three or less per game with three top defensemen out...and it's a lot to ask this team to score more than three per game against Carolina with the forwards being fed the puck across center ice by the Rochester Amerks. So far, that's just how it's turning out...which doesn't exactly make me confident that, while the Sabres may be able to take one of the next two (obviously, that would have to be Tuesday's) from Carolina, they can't take both.

For once...that one WAS Miller's fault.

Let's see, that would make him...stronger than any football player who ever played for Florida State...

Is he really, or is this just wishful thinking?

I had that weird feeling earlier, too. Turned out it was just bad Indian food...

That was actually funny. Whoever you are, give meazza back his account...

Shame on you, Darin. From now on, be sure to only cast impersonal aspersions. Denny...part of the trick to successfully arguing your point is: knowing when you're getting your ass kicked by someone smarter than you....

Actually, I think what you were trying to say was "Anyone who was offended can kiss my ass!"

The kid's last name was Jillson?

Okay...so I DID have some doubts about Miller. Still do, in fact. But I was never off the bandwagon, truly.

But it's not his fault. Miller sucks. JSP told me so.

And I'm not complaining about being there. I'm not even complaining much about losing have the defense to injury. I am, however, complaining about pollyannas who insist that I'm a fairweather fan for realizing that losing half the defense to injury is, in fact, a bad thing.

Yeah...I'm a bad poster. But you're worse. That argument make more sense to you?