Crap Throwing Monkey

Judging by the link, I think it says far more about the stick up your network administrator's ass...

I know... "Three shall be the counting of the number, and the counting of the number shall be three. Thou shalt not could to four, nor shall thou count to two, unless proceeding to three. Five...is right out!"

No, see, destroying Hizb'Allah is the wrong way to go about it. We should really be engaging both sides diplomatically...say, sending the Secretary of State to talk to everyone involved, because So instead of the President's lack of diplomacy in dealing with this situation, we should fall back on Kerry's diplomacy: This, of course, being the exact same "diplomacy" that failed in Iraq, after he voted against it, after he voted for it... sh-- like this is the reason I didn't vote for the guy.

Please face the camera when you're typing...

"This is about American security and Bush has failed. He has made it so much worse because of his lack of reality in going into Iraq.…We have to destroy Hezbollah" Holy sh--. How many different things are wrong with that statement?

That game in Tampa when he went down...he was having a monster game. The last series before he went down was an amazing, LT-like performance... My vote, though, goes to Phil Hansen. Not a flashy performer, just solid and consistent. Bruce made the plays, but Hansen's performance anchored the defensive line for a decade. Frankly, I wish we had a few more guys like Hansen on the team right now...

I know. I was on a roll... It went from two to four to five to three, back to four...then I said "!@#$ it", and just left it saying "three" and typed however many questions I felt like asking. So I'm lazy...

Well...yes, and no. You see, Hizb'Allah - who are not really Lebanese, even though they're a leading party in Lebanon's democratically-based parlimentary system - kidnapped Israeli soldiers, on Israel's side of the border. So it's obviously Israel's fault. On a side note, I'd just like to add a message for Hizb'Allah: Stop launching rockets and return the friggin' soldiers already!!! What the !@#$ is wrong with you???

Don't forget, too...they VOTED for them...

And the last two decades were just preemptive responses to Israel's future bombing of Lebanese infrastructure...

Uh-huh. Three questions: 1) What's the ratio of absorption to incident radiation on a solar panel? 2) What percentage of absorbed radiation is not converted to electricity (i.e. converted to thermal energy?) 3) What's the ratio of absorption to incident radiation of a desert? 4) What percentage of desert is covered by solar panels? 5) What is the total difference in solar radiation absorbed and converted to thermal energy between having solar panels and NOT having solar panels in the desert? Those questions make the difference between a proposed theory and a really, really half-baked idea.

"Tools who think carpet-bombing is the solution probably won't appreciate this" What a surprise. He didn't appreciate it. Ed's just a troll anyway. He doesn't have any strongly held beliefs. Don't give him a second thought.

Ball bearings made more sense...

I picture you having Ernest P. Worrell.

Ed, you share everything in your life with a bunch of strangers on the internet. You ARE a sad person.

A 15-year old canteloupe, maybe...

It's less about looks and more about...well, about having enough charm to not call it "bagging" them or brag about how many times in a row you can burnish the cucumber...

No. Egging people on is a much better idea, retard.

I don't really care if you believe it or not, Mr. "Seven Times".

Sorry. I can't stand her face, and her body...frankly, I've had better. So why should I be impressed?

No, I call your CAR gay. I call you "metro-funky-wannabe".

Why can't you act like a normal, healthy male and hire a hooker when you want attention?

The difference being, Ed, that while you feel compelled to brag about how you spend $800 on paddle shifters as though it's a major event in everyone's life, I won't even bother mentioning that my grandmother's in an ICU after having a heart attack this weekend. It's the difference between being an attention whore and having a real life. You think people here give a sh-- about you and wallow in it. I know people here don't give a sh-- about me, so don't beg for the attention.

She does nothing for me.

Ed, you're pathetic.