Nyghtewynd

Only 12 weeks left.

So what's everyone doing during the offseason? As in...what's everyone doing in about two hours?

Wow, Buffalo is horrific. They are absolutely terrible at every part of the game.

HOORAY CONSERVATIVE!

Every time I see DJ on the sidelines, I keep hoping that Terry Tate Office Linebacker will come by and erase him from the field of play.

Actually, Dick, it'd be a lot easier for you to win in this league if you could experience being on a team that you weren't on.

If the goal is to not get anyone hurt, then just kneel down and admit that you quit and you suck.

Screw TO. He is the most overpaid player in football today. He can sit there and cash his checks and shut his mouth. When you go something other than 0-0-0 for the game, then you can talk. That being said, there's no reason to expect that a team with Jauron and Edwards will ever be average, much less good. Next week's loss to Miami will officially mark the end of the season and start another year of "rebuilding".

Wow, so that punt got them...um...five minutes off of the clock, and now they need two TDs rather than a TD and a FG. Yeah, that's a greeeeeeaaaaat call. How much money says that he has one more punt left in him?

It's not like Easterbrook has to even think about his columns any more. Every week is: 1. Bill B. is smart. 2. Some whiny global warming thing. 3. Dick Jauron makes a bad punting decision that costs him the game. 4. A supercollider story no one cares about. 5. Good night now.

Game over. Trent Edwards is terrible.

Any chance we could get a bag of balls for TO?

What's this? Conservative play? NO! SAY IT AIN'T SO!

And instead of 27-7 Buffalo and Game Over, it's 20-14 and a chance for a twelve-year-old head coach to out-adjust Dick. If you're surprised at the end of this game, I don't know what to tell you.

There's the Buffalo Bills football I know and despise. A game-changing fumble at the end of a half. This looks familiar.

I know what we'll do...spend a roster spot and a few more weeks healing Poz (sponsored by Kleenex) only to have him get hurt again. Sounds about right. Another wasted player.

Cut him. He'll never play in the NFL. Let him go find a career at a desk.

Please. That would mean that Ralph wants to win. Silly fan.

It's a mirage. 3-13.

By then the Bills will be 3-11 and it won't matter.

Oh yeah. It's our fault. Battered Team Syndrome.

The 2009 Buffalo Bills: Why Play Pressure Defense When You Can Just Save Time And Fumble The Kickoff?

Oh please. Being a Bills fan is so miserable that this one isn't even in the top 20.

No, because they won't be on MNF again.

Only fifteen games left.