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Ramius

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  1. i'll fight the cage match against the x-morons, but i aint wearing one of those stupid ass 1800's southern "gentleman" outfits.
  2. you're catching on quicker than i thought. You've already figured out that even tho HA said age played no role in driving ability, and followed up that by saying that younger people are more likely to cause accidents, we're the ones who dont understand what he's saying.
  3. repeat roughly 1000x to feel like me and tom
  4. figures you'd free-associate cattle. Did they bump you off fries today onto the burger counter? You didnt disappoint, however. I was expecting something along the lines of your "No, you're more stupider than me" response. You cant critically think when it comes to the real world, so why would you actually think when it comes to forming insults?
  5. and by intellectual honesty, you mean rolling 3.5 on a single die roll? Hows that coming by the way? Molson PM'ed me and said that during your last attempt to roll a 3.5, the die rolled into the fryer, so it'll be a few days until your next trial.
  6. And by intelligent discussions, you mean the ones where you claim that brown people, errr, immigrants, are the ones causing all the driving problems in the US? Or is your idea of intelligence claiming that the power grid can be expanded by simply running more power lines? Perhaps your idea of intelligence is trying to explain how a person can take 1 single die, and roll a 3.5, or that there is "error" in rolling said die. As for your supposed intelligence, i understand that you were probably considered "above average" in your Hamburger U graduating class. I understand you were one of the top french fry salters. But remember that intelligence is relative. In the real world out here, you cant mask your inability to fully comprehend a concept. I know that you are handicapped by your inability to read. If you just accepted this, and didnt pretend like you are the resident expert on everything, your life would be much happier. Instead of arguing, you could spend your day salting fries, taking drive thru orders, and masturbating to your kelly holcomb shrine. Your life would be better, and then us adults could have a real conversation without you interrupting like the petulant child that you are.
  7. Ok, if i am keeping correct tabs, according to holcombs arm, 1. stupid people need to be exterminated because they will cause the downfall of society 2. people from 3rd world countries are "polluting" america, and should not be allowed to breed 3. people from 3rd world countries are inherently stupid, and therefore can never be of use to society, thereby they shouldnt be allowed to breed 4. wetbacks cant drive and are causing harm to americans when they get behind the wheel, so they need to be booted out/not allowed to breed Did i hit a time portal back to 1930's Germany? The Holcombian utopia: A bunch of white american 140+ IQ people driving electric cars, burning corn stalks, laying power lines, and rolling 3.5's on a die.
  8. screw snake eyes. Bet the house on rolling twin 3.5's.
  9. if you think thats good, wait til he gets into the part where he claims a die roll of 6 is in "error", and has more "error" than a die roll of 4, even though both outcomes have an equal probability of occurring.
  10. You felt the need to spam this thread with your drivel about burning corn stalks and running more power lines as the answer to everything. Then you decided to try and justify your ignorant stance by using a MOVIE as a credible source. Thats when it was ruined.
  11. ok, i think i've got this correct. YOU work the drive thru, and molson runs the register, and pdh wraps the happy meal toys (when avoids swallowing the plastic parts). Or does molson box up the big macs? I'm assuming that he cant work the drive thru with you, because he doesnt have a degree from Top-50 Hamburger U.
  12. well, based on this, and HA lahjik, one can assume that illegals dont smoke pot.
  13. Ahh, the highly intelligent and thought out "i know you are but what am i?" response. Then again, no one in their right mind is EVER going to link you and intelligence.
  14. So you're the official X-moron spokesperson. got it.
  15. Ahhhhh, atlanta valet. I was starting to wonder where the hell "Lvalet" was, and what you were doing at there.
  16. So now you're admitting that you lied and didn't really go to a Top 50 school?
  17. spend all night thinking that one up? "X-morons, UNITE! we need an all night session (i wouldnt call it BRAINstorming, since you guys seem to lack the proper equipment)to come up with an attempted insult!"
  18. Well, it must be comforting to know you'll be at the top of their hiring list, given those job requirements.
  19. I believe its part of the HA's thesis from Hamburger U, "The Unified Theory of Stupidity". The subtitle is "How cornstalks, more copper wire, and east german scientists can improve the world in 3.5 easy steps, simple as rolling a die." Theres also a foreword by molson goldfish.
  20. Just liek usual, avoiding the answer, because you dont know, and because it disproves all of your drivel that you've been spewing for 5 months and 80 pages. do you understand heritability yet? probably not.
  21. To be truthful, there are a number of terrible hispanic drivers here in tallahassee. its probably because they are illegals...oh wait...they arent illegals, they are in-fact american born college students. And now that i think about it, there are plenty of white bad drivers too, also college students. But i'm sure the link to bad driving is more likely due to their ethnicity, NOT the fact that they are 18-22 yr old college students...
  22. I didnt know they served beer in Star Wars. as for my name...Tom Clancy, Hunt for Red October
  23. Thats because all of Vince Young's merchandise is copyright protected.
  24. Marisa Miller and the other victorias secret chick , Alessandra, i think her name is
  25. Jennie Finch and everyone;s favortie beach volleyball pair: Misty May Kerri Walsh
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