stevestojan

I know it's preseason, but I feel like I'm the message board of a winning team. This feels weird.

He's still on the team, huh?

For those of us "watching" only through these posts here, can we get a quick summary of the first teams? How does the line look? MC get any time? D-line? Secondary? Why is shady still in?

The bar is set at functional. I'm not arguing with you. Sadly I'm agreeing.

NFL.com 0-0 15:00 left in the first.

Back in Lake Como. Drinking obscene amounts of wine.

No injuries. I hate preseason.

Trees are a completely renewable resource.

That's honestly what I picture DC Tom looking like.

I !@#$ing hate agreeing with you.

Before I get called out, I do understand the difference of a punch that breaks a jaw and one that doesn't. But if the puncher had been Ryan Quigly and not this insane beast of a man, the outcome would be much different. We signed a guy to play linebacker who can break jaws in multiple places with one punch. I'm struggling to see the issue with that.

If Geno's jaw doesn't break, is this a story? I know it DID break, but if say the punch hurt him but didn't make him miss a snap in practice, does this just go down as a small footnote on NFL.com or even not reported at all? I think so.

Greatest offseason ever.

Now that he's ours, can someone tell me how the !@#$ to pronounce his name?

http://forums.theganggreen.com/threads/geno-out-with-broken-jaw-wow-ike-released-after-altercation.84597/ The thread on the Jets Board for your viewing pleasure. As expected, language NSFW.

Just need Tannehill to get a DUI, smoke some crack, or take a steroid or two and we've hit the Trifecta!

Sorry but if you have enough money for an internet connect or smartphone (assuming you're not posting here from a library) I'm very confused how you don't have $600 to just pay the one off this second. This thread scares me re: the economy. The day I paid off every credit card (I now keep my capital one venture, pay EVERY bill with it, rack up points, and pay it off every month) was the day I started saving to have at least 6 months salary in the bank. After I accomplished both of those, was the day I felt "free." I know that's not easy, and for some damn near impossible, but $600??? Yes, I'm judging. And I wish someone had done to the same to me when I was 25 and had a 550 credit score. Also, not using a credit card at all is stupid. My monthly expenses are roughly $8000 (this includes all bills, all groceries, EVERYTHING, most impactful car payment and housing lease). Paying that every month gets me $160 in free money every month (Captial one venture). Plus credit card protection is far better than debit card.

I'm confused.

Haven't had a home phone in well over a decade.

Well, now my eyes have the clap. Thanks.

Wow boyst, you're WAY out of line here. Take a deep breath. It'll be ok.

There absolutely HAS to be a joke about the Colts in here somewhere. !@#$ing beer won't allow me to think of one.

Amen

And now Cecil's brother was killed. http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/01/world/cecil-the-lion-brother-jericho-illegally-killed/index.html

I've run into Bruce a few times down here and the first time I was shocked how small he seemed. Mind you in 6'6, 250 but for some reason I always just pictured him as 7'8, 1000lbs. That said he's in ten times better shape than I expected too. His Bentley is also in nice shape.