VABills

Nope not thinly disguised. Direct assault.

Don't knock it until you try it.

Oh there is plenty more where that came from. It's like clubbing baby seals. Real easy targets of opportunity.

Liar

Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child and says, "What's in the box, kid?" The little boy says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens." Al Gore laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?" "Democrats," the child says. "Oh, that's cute," Al Gore says and he runs off. A couple of days later, Al Gore is running with his buddy Bill Clinton and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead. Al says to Bill, "You gotta check this out," and they both jog over to the boy with the box. Al says, "Look in the box Bill, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey, kid, tell my friend Bill what kind of kittens they are." The boy replies, "They're Republicans." "Whoa!" Al says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were Democrats. What's up?" "Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are open now."

I don't remember the first time that there was a plague that effected the stupid. How can it happen again?

A Marine was coming home from the Pentagon one day. He noticed that there was a lot more traffic than normal. As he got further up the road all of the traffic had come to a halt. He saw a policeman coming towards his car, so he asked the cop what was wrong. The cop said, "Man we are in a crisis situation. Mr. Clinton is in the road very upset. He does not have the $33.5 million that he owes his lawyers, and his family hates him. He is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and start a fire." The marine asked the cop exactly what he was doing there." The cop said, " I feel sorry for the president so I am going car to car asking for donations." The marine asked, "How much do you have so far?" The cop replied, "Well as of right now only 33 gallons, but many people are still siphoning as we speak!"

Cablelady will. She likes spanking people.

Quotes all borrowed from another site: Drug addiction is a disease that should be treated with compassion and understanding...unless the addict is a Conservative talk show host. The United States should be subservient to the United Nations. Our highest authority is not God and the U.S. Constitution, but a collective of tinpot dictators (and their appeasers) and the U.N. charter. Government should relax drug laws regardless of the potential for abuse, but should pass new and unConstitutional anti-gun laws because of the potential for abuse. Calls for increased security after a terrorist attack are "political opportunism," but calls for more gun control after a criminal's spree killing is "a logical solution." "It Takes a Village" means everything you want it to mean...except creeping socialist government involvement in the nuclear family. Disarming innocent, law-abiding citizens helps protect them from evil, lawless terrorists and other thugs. Slowly killing an unborn innocent by tearing it apart limb from limb is good. Slowly killing an innocent disabled woman by starving her to death is good. Quickly killing terrorists, convicted murderers and rapists is BAD. Every religion should be respected and promoted in public schools the name of diversity, so long as that religion isn't Christianity. The best way to support our troops is to criticize their every move. This will let them know they're thought of often. Sexual harassment, groping and drug use are degenerate if you're the governor of California, but it's okay if you're the President of the United States. Sex education should be required so that teens can make informed choices about sex, but gun education should be banned because it will turn those same teens into maniacal mass-murderers. Minorities are blameless for the hatred of the racist; women are blameless for the hatred of the rapist; but America is entirely at fault for the hatred of Islamofascists. Poverty is the cause of all terrorism...which is why the leaders of al Qaeda are typically U.S.-educated and were raised in wealth and luxury. The Patriot Act is a horrific compromise of Constitutional rights, but anti-Second Amendment laws and Franklin Roosevelt's Presidential Order 9066 must be regarded "reasonable precautions." We should unquestioningly honor the wishes of our age-old allies, even when said allies no longer act like our allies and have vested economic interests in propping up our enemies. Socialized medicine is the ideal. Nevermind all those people who spend every dime they have to get to the United States so they can get quality medical care...that their nation's socialized medical community can't provide. Michael Moore, Noam Chomsky and Natalie Maines are perfectly qualified to criticize our leadership, but Arnold Schwarzenegger, Charlton Heston, and Dennis Miller are just ignorant political hacks. John Lott's research on how gun ownership reduces crime is junk science, but Michael Bellesiles is still an authority on why gun control is good (even though he was forced to resign from Emory due to research misconduct over his book "Arming America"). Bush's toppling the Saddam regime was a "diversion," but Clinton's lobbing a couple of cruise missiles at Iraq in the thick of the Lewinsky sex scandal was "sending a message." A president who lies under oath is okay, but a president who references sixteen words from an allies' intelligence report should be dragged through the streets naked. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning Second Amendment rights and shopping the courts for judges sympathetic to causes that wouldn't pass in any legislature. "The People" in the First Amendment means The People; "the People" in the Fourth Amendment means The People; "the People" in the Ninth Amendment means The People; "the People" in the Tenth Amendment means The People; but "the People" in the Second Amendment (ratified in 1791) means the National Guard (created by an Act of Congress in 1903). You support a woman's "right to choose" to kill her unborn child, but don't believe that same woman is competent enough to homeschool the children she bears. Proven draft-dodging is irrelevant, but baseless claims of AWOL status is crucial to national security. Threatening to boycott Dr. Laura's and Rush Limbaugh's advertisers is "exercising Freedom of Speech," but threatening to boycott CBS's The Reagans and Liberal actors over their asinine anti-American remarks is "censorship" and "McCarthyist blacklisting.

Seems our President shares good company with the motherland. http://www.slick.com/graphics/05home/queen.jpg

A man goes to a jewelry store looking to buy a watch. He looks at a watch called "the George Bush Watch" and asks the sales clerk why there are no hands. The sales clerk says--"you are suppose to read his lips". He then looks at a watch called the "Ross Perot Watch" and notices that it isn't running - the sales clerk tells him "it runs, it doesn't run, it runs, it doesn't run . . ." He then notices a watch called the "Bill Clinton Watch" and sees that it runs, has hands and looks like a pretty good watch. He asks the sales clerk how much. The sales clerk replies "$19.95 plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax . . ."

Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

I feel the love in this thread.

A little birdy here knows.

Didn't you see the NBF video?

Did it look like this? http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/buttrocket.html

Sorry that you seem to have gotten used to our QB picking up on Brett Favre. What Leinart is doing should be expected from the start QB.

Wrong. He is required to keep paying him until the end of contract or if someone else hires him he is no longer obligated.

Oh now that the fans find out and in an uproar, JPL is going to try to throw today, and maybe try to be the backup on Saturday. If he was the starter and he is healthy enough to be a reserve, then dammit he is healthy enough to start. Like I said, nice to see that quitter mentality has been coached into him early in his career. Why wait for the Christmas rush later in life. Maybe he should watch films of Favre, Manning, and yes even Drew on getting up and getting his ass on the field week in and week out.

You think 50,000 fans will even bother showing up?

Not a problem.

52-1. You think Spikes can take them all?

Why he lost the 7002nd tape? http://www.santoalt.com/videos/574_Awesome...stling_Fan.html

So he has a tender arm, maybe his mommy can kiss it and make it better. Damn if the results are negative, he should be clamouring to play.

Not injured, results on MRi/xray negative, but Holcomb starting. Hurray our 1st year starting QB has learned to be a quitter too.