For me, I hope it's because he sold his soul to the devil for x number of Super Bowls and every one he goes to draws him closer to Satan coming to collect and cast him into a burning, smoldering abyss for which there is no escape, but only pain.
Agreed. It's just never lining up.
4 straight SB losses, the drought, then having a great QB with nothing to show for it (because we gave the team with their foot on our throat the new GOAT).