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fatKID_II

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  1. http://www.youtube.com/embed/HU8gvF6WCIk Bad things man.... Bad things...
  2. I would leave negative feedback for the follow reasons... (all already stated) -Did not take proper measure for ticket to arrive (i.e. $3.75 for priority mail) -Ripped you off in postage... Over charged $4.63 (i.e. $5.00 for 37 cent stamp. -Judt my opinion
  3. Don't cut him... Let him sit out... He won't get paid... and better yet if he sits out the entire season... That season does not count toward his contract... If I was the GM... I would let him sit...
  4. TO is going NO WHERE... If Joe Banner (Eagles President) says he has 2 choices 1) Play for the Eagles under current contract OR 2) Sit out and not play football... That what it will be... Joe banner is not TD he is not a wheeling dealing Pres/GM... He does what he says and says what he does... It will not cost the Eagles any money... Remember if T.O. sits out he does NOT get paid... Additionally, It T.O. want to go to the wall with this Joe Banner will too... Joe Banner is in a position to wait out TO... TO can sit out as long as he wants... His contract will never expire... If you sit out a year that year does NOT count towrd you contract... Even if he does show up for the required 6 games to count as a contract year... He will only be shoot himself in the foot... The REAL reason TO is sitting is he is getting BAD advise from his low life agent... TO said he wanted a new contract 5 min after he signed a new agent... Funny thing is... his new agent Roshenthal does not a diem from TO until he negoicates a new contract... SO this is more greed by his agent then TO... TO is a pawn in this deal... But still a jerk...
  5. I will defer to the master himself to decide what a sport is.... George Carlin can clearly define what IS and what IS NOT a sport... GEORGE CARLIN AND SPORTS To my way of thinking there are really only three sports: baseball, basketball, and football. Everything else is either a game or an activity. Hockey comes to mind. People think hockey is a sport. It's not. Hockey is three activities taking place at the same time: ice skating, fooling around with a puck, and beating the sh-- out of somebody. If these guys had more brains then teeth, they'd do these things one at a time. First go ice-skating, then fool around with a puck, then you go to the bar and beat the sh-- out of somebody. The day would last longer, and these guys would have a lot more fun. Another reason why hockey isn't a sport is that it's not played with a ball. Anything not played with a ball can't be a sport. These are my rules, I make 'em up. Soccer. Soccer is not a sport because you can't use your arms. Anything where you can't use your arms can't be a sport. Tap dancing isn't a sport. I rest my case. Running. People think running is a sport. Running isn't a sport because anybody can do it. I can run, you can run. For Christ sakes, my mother can run! You don't see her on the cover of Sports Illustrated, do you? Swimming. Swimming isn't a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense. Sailing isn't a sport. Sailing is a way to get somewhere. Riding the bus isn't a sport, why the !@#$ should sailing be a sport? Boxing is not a sport either. Boxing is a way to beat the sh-- out of somebody. In that respect, boxing is actually a more sophisticated way of hockey. In spite of what the police tell you, beating the sh-- out of somebody is not a sport. When police brutality becomes an Olympic event, fine, then boxing can be a sport. Bowling. Bowling isn't a sport because you have to rent shoes. Don't forget, these are my rules. I make 'em up. Billiards. Some people think billiards is a sport, but it can't be, because there's no chance of serious injury. Unless, of course, you welch on a bet in a tough neighborhood. Then, if you wind up with a pool cue stickin' out of your ass, you know you might be the victim of a sports-related injury. But that ain't billiards, that's pool, and that starts with a P, and that rhymes with D, and that brings me to darts. Darts could have been a sport, because at least there's a chance to put someone's eye out. But, alas, darts will never be a sport, because the whole object of the game is to reach zero, which goes against all sports logic. Lacrosse is not a sport; lacrosse is a faggoty college activity. I don't care how rough it is, anytime you're running around a field, waving a stick with a little net on the end of it, you're engaged in a faggoty college activity. Period. Field hockey and fencing. Same thing. Faggoty college sh--. Also these activities aren't sports, because you can't gamble on them. Anything you can't gamble on can't be a sport. When was the last time you made a !@#$in' fencing bet? Gymnastics is not a sport because Romanians are good at it. It took me a long time to come up with that rule, but goddammit, I did it. Polo isn't a sport. Polo is golf on horseback. Without holes. It's a great concept, but not a sport. And as far as water polo is concerned, I hesitate to even mention it, because it's extremely cruel to horses. Which brings me to hunting. You think hunting is a sport? Ask the deer. The only good thing about hunting is the many fatal accidents on the weekends. And, of course, the permanently disfigured hunters who survive such accidents. Then you have tennis. Tennis is very trendy and very fruity, but it's not a sport. It's just a way to meet other trendy fruits. Technically, tennis is an advanced form a Ping-Pong. In fact, tennis is Ping-Pong played while standing on the table. Great concept, not a sport. In fact, all racket games are nothing more the derivatives of Ping-Pong. Even volleyball is, technically, racketless, team Ping-Pong played with an inflated ball and raised net while standing on the table. And finally welcome to golf. For my full take on golf, I refer you elsewhere in the book, but let it just be said golf is a game that might possibly be fun, if it could be played alone. But it's the vacuous, striving, superficial, male-bonding joiners one has to associate with that makes it such a repulsive pastime. And it is decidedly not a sport. Period. From George Carlin's book Napalm and Silly Putty
  6. All I can say is OUCH!!!! "A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles after his team beat England, police confirmed today. " http://www.thisislondon.com/news/articles/16449119?source=PA
  7. I heard that to.. What an idiot... I guess he would need to look up who is buried in Grants tomb...
  8. I just noticed that the NFC's QBs selected for the Pro-Bowl are all black... This is a definite first for the NFL... Donovan Dante Vick -vs- Manning Brees Brady All white -vs- all black... I am not making any judgements... Not saying this is a good or bad thing.... I just foundthis interesting... There is a first for everything... -fK
  9. I was born 9 months premature... The doctor was freaking out...
  10. Obscure Player... How about John Hagy... DB from the late 80's that guy hit like a mack truck... Oh yeah he like to throw in a cheap shot noe then also... -fK
  11. K-GUN was named after Keith McKeller... As much as it might seem the "K" stand for Kelly... but the K-Gun was a formation not an offense... Here is a dirrect quote from Marv himself... When I coached, tight ends were huge for us. We had Pete Metzelaars and Keith McKeller, who was like Gates and played basketball in college. When you hear the term "K-Gun," that meant that Keith was going into the game. We used our tight ends as receivers, but maybe not to the degree you see Gonzalez and Gates used. But an offense cannot function without a good tight end.
  12. FatKID... Remember the movie "Stand by Me"... You know the 4 boys who went on an adventure to look at a dead body... Anyway... There is a line in the movie... "Ha Ha very funny pick on the Fat KID" Well, I thought it was very funny and I use to always quote it in college... The name sort of suck after that... Oh ya... by the way I was a FAT KID.... -fK
  13. Hey... Lets be sensitive to other please needs... I AM that fat guy who is anorexic... -fatKID um... Wawa has new and improved glazed Doughnuts... Ummmm...
  14. Fast is that JK said out right he would not play behind the Bills lines... He was done... His 12 year career took its toll on his body and he was done... It was time for the team to go in another direction... But Todd Collins was not the right direction... Oops... -fK
  15. It is official... The Buffalo Bills averages the heaviest Offensive unit in the League... According to ESPN page 2 the Bills average 278 lbs... That is a lot of beef... You also have to take into consideration this is not just O-Line it includes WR/QB/&RB.... That is a lot of Chicken wings.... I LOVE IT!!! -fK
  16. We moved up to #25 on ESPN's power Ranking
  17. It is said when the MVP is the PUNTER!!!
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