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They aren't collecting because the laws do not allow them to collect. If a car goes through a electronic toll without paying, the state sends a bill to the car owner. But under motor vehicle law, the driver is liable for violations, not the vehicle. The state would have to prove who the driver is, and that cannot be done by the license plate cameras. They can take away the EZ Pass, though.

Teacher/cheerleader pleads guilty, and leaves the courtroom holding hands with her (now 18-year-old) student: http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20121008/NEWS010704/310080131

http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/jets/tickets_available_for_very_little_u5ygelCDTHY8MmR7oXDPbO

http://www.wcnc.com/home/Teacher-claims-student-spiked-coffee-with-butt-enhancing-pills-172766301.html

http://jacksonville.com/news/crime/2012-10-08/story/bears-fan-was-talking-suspects-wife-when-killed

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Article: "Webb disclosed her former career when first hired." Translation: She said on her application that she was a "model". What she probably didn't tell them is that her "modeling" included full/partial nudity and simulated sex acts. Article: "But the photos — virtually all Photoshopped or altered, she says.." Translation: Those are the real photos.

Habla Espanol?

Or Metamucil.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/221087429312

http://www.chron.com/sports/texans/article/The-rise-and-fall-of-Vince-Young-3905523.php

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/dncrime/Wedding-guest-dies-of-heart-attack-after-brawl-breaks-out-with-video.html

Tyler Thigpen! You da man!

49ers: 8.4 ypc

600 yards given up.

Time to drink heavily.

End of 3rd quarter yardage: Buf 190 SF 503

If we could find a way to run cars on Beerball's flatulence, we would solve the energy crisis once and for all!

Part 2 and 11 don't exist: Part 1 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 12

I'm more surprised that Donte Whitner, a professional athlete whose entire career is based on staying in tip-top physical shape, admits to eating junk food almost every day.

Caption this

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/high-school-teacher-booked-student-sex-charges-article-1.1175209

http://www.star-telegram.com/2012/10/05/4313859/sheriff-aledo-teen-planned-killings.html Scroll down to the bottom to see the text from the 911 call.

I thought this was gonna be a Rick Wakeman thread.

NY Times Editorial: Obama won the debate, Romney is a liar" http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/04/opinion/an-unhelpful-presidential-debate.html