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Like this guy? http://www.idahostatesman.com/2013/08/02/2685831/boise-man-charged-for-sex-with.html

Rodeo clown invited to Texas: “Liberals want to bronco bust dissent. But Texans value speech, even if its speech they don’t agree with,” Stockman, R-Friendwood, said in a release. “From Molly Ivins to Louie Gohmert and every opinion between, Texans value free and open political speech. I’m sure any rodeo in Texas would be proud to have performers.” http://blog.chron.com/txpotomac/2013/08/rep-steve-stockman-invites-rodeo-clown-who-mocked-obama-to-texas/

Because, of course, a "horse park" will serve the community better than soccer fields and cross-country trails: http://cityhallblog.dallasnews.com/2013/08/dallas-city-council-moves-a-step-closer-to-taking-privately-owned-soccer-complex-and-converting-it-to-a-city-owned-horse-park.html/

http://blog.pe.com/2013/08/13/corona-sixteen-sex-charges-filed-in-teacher-case/

"overweight and out of shape": http://sportsblogs.star-telegram.com/cowboys/2013/08/ot-demetress-bell-came-in-overweight-and-out-of-shape-garrett-says-but-still-has-a-chance-to-compete.html

http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/23118642/bra-sizes-of-female-detroit-cops-mistakenly-emailed-to-officers

http://thescoopblog.dallasnews.com/2013/08/grand-prairie-expects-to-run-out-of-water-today-may-not-fix-supply-line-until-friday.html/

http://www.wxyz.com/dpp/news/local_news/water_cooler/Grab_WXYZ_kevin-lewis-wins--1-million-twice-at-horseshoe-casino-cincinnati1376319219138 http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20130812/BIZ/308120084/Horseshoe-Casino-Human-error-led-double-1M-giveaway

Like shooting fish in a barrel: http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-bullet-delays-20130812,0,4180504.story

Two men die during dismantling of legendary 'Love Boat'

http://pittsburgh.cb...eat-up-my-wife/

"Wanna see Obama get run down by a bull?"

Update: Quits her job to avoid paying judgment: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/tawana_loses_job_and_bed_n3FtbkcVN81uZ3nYSqLfjM

I would say that it's a good rule of thumb that people who name their children Rahab and Ardith should not be considered for membership in Mensa.

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/randy-constan/55/b71/346 Of course, there are some gaps in the Work Experience LOL.

...so that they can build a bigger parking lot for their employees to drive to work. http://www.democrata...EWS01/308080043 :doh:

Someone needs ro b*tch-slap that psychologist and cold-rooster that neighbor: http://www.wgrz.com/news/article/222619/13/Batavia-Mother-Punishes-Son-With-Sign

http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2013/08/former_grand_rapids_catholic_s_2.html

So basically, you're telling us you go both ways.

http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2013/08/10/disd-teacher-accused-of-improper-relationship-with-student-out-on-bond/ http://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/headlines/20130809-hillcrest-high-teacher-arrested-after-alleged-sexual-relationship-with-student.ece Sharp — an English teacher at Hillcrest High School — is accused of having sex with a male minor more than 25 times. Documents say the sexual intercourse occurred in her car in a parking lot, her apartment and his apartment while the student’s parents were not home. Sharp is also accused of exchanging thousands of messages of sexual content, including explicit photos. The affidavit listed a dozen obscene terms that were used more than 1,500 times in the text messages. Sharp and the student “exchanged 116 telephone calls, 173 multi-media messages and 15,371 text messages” between May 2013 and July 2013, records show. Officials say Sharp synced information from her iPhone and her school-owned laptop. Before handing the computer over to investigators, Sharp deleted both “iTunes and backup directories,” records show. The information was later found “in an allocated space on the hard drive.” Digital copies of text, photo and iMessages were also recovered. Court documents say that three days before her arrest, Sharp was told there was an investigation pending, and she warned the student to delete all photos and messages.

Of course, given his wealth he may not be on the board today, as he will be summering out on the Cape, with his friends Muffy and Biff, wearing their Polo clothes, sitting on the veranda in their beach house, eating Lobster Thermidor and Crêpe Suzette, drinking their Chardonnays, and looking down at the other 99% of the world.

http://www.nj.com/monmouth/index.ssf/2013/08/topless_activist_to_judge_you_just_filed_a_death_sentence_against_me.html

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-0808-santa-ana-phoenix-20130808,0,2055691.story

http://www.kake.com/news/headlines/Winfield-Teacher-Charged-With-Unlawful-Sexual-Relations-218626241.html