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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-student-drives-barbie-jeep-campus-dwi-article-1.2347573

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/politics/ct-rahm-emanuel-property-tax-hike-met-0903-20150902-story.html

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-09-03/wool-world-record-set-after-42kg-fleece-shorn-off-canberra-sheep/6746200 41 kg = 95 lbs

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/florida-woman-offers-cops-oral-sex-dropped-charges-article-1.2345470

OTOH, the crazy women are also crazy in bed as well.

Every time I hear about the wall issue along the Canadian border, I always think of the issues that they are having at the Vermont border between Stanstead, QC and Beebe Plain, VT. Click here for Google Street View: https://www.google.com/maps/@45.0059031,-72.1420159,3a,75y,96.52h,85.46t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1ssBh_7InwzWcFVpGgCgkKyg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656 On the left side is Canadian Customs (white building). On the right side is American Customs (brick building). The road going down the center is Canusa Street (Rue Canusa). The international border is the right (south) curbline of the road. If you scroll down the street, the right-side houses are located in the US. People who live there have to go through both customs every day just to leave/enter their driveways.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/dodgers/dodgersnow/la-sp-dn-scully-next-year-last-20150829-story.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/chrissie-hynde-incites-outrage-rape-comments-article-1.2343087

Virginia killer Vester Lee Flanagan wrote letters to rant about lack of sex and his days as gay escort

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/illinois-lottery-winners-have-to-wait-for-payout-due-to-budget-impasse/ar-BBmcsLF

Another kicker injured as Bills shred Steelers, 43-19 (Pittsburgh Post Gazette) Steelers need to get by until return of Martavis Bryant, other key players (Pittsburgh Post Gazette) Vick has solid outing in debut (Pittsburgh Post Gazette) Photo gallery (Pittsburgh Post Gazette) Big plays cost Steelers defense in 43-19 preseason loss at Bills (Pittsburgh Tribune Review) QB Vick hits ground running in debut (Pittsburgh Tribune Review) Beleaguered Steelers need MVP from Big Ben (Pittsburgh Tribune Review) Tomlin mum on Bryant suspension (Pittsburgh Tribune Review) Photo gallery (Pittsburgh Tribune Review) Steelers "walking dead" in loss to Buffalo (Beaver County Times) Vick impresses in otherwise dull day for the Steelers (Beaver County Times) Steelers' bigger problems are self-inflicted (Beaver County Times) Three things we learned versus Buffalo (Beaver County Times) Steelers serve up a win to Bills (Washington Observer Reporter) Bryant shows what Steelers will be missing (Washington Observer Reporter) Little goes right in 43-19 loss (Steelers.com) 4 things that stood out vs. Buffalo (Steelers.com) What they said after the game (Steelers.com) Photo gallery 1 (Steelers.com) Photo gallery 2 (Steelers.com) Photo gallery (BuffaloBills.com) Photo gallery (Buffalo News) Photo gallery (Rochester D&C) Photo gallery (Syracuse Post Standard)

...and they have already set up the Halloween candy display at the store.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/police-oregon-prolific-portland-pooper-article-1.2341506

http://www.scotsman.com/lifestyle/heritage/bute-renamed-penis-island-in-gaelic-sign-blunder-1-3867056

What a difference between Texas and California: North Texas water district gets key approval for new reservoir

http://www.dailynews.com/government-and-politics/20150825/what-drought-some-la-county-supervisors-have-their-cars-washed-2-3-times-a-week

http://www.al.com/news/mobile/index.ssf/2015/08/faith_academy_teacher_accused.html

Especially the pickled peppers from the peck of that Peter Piper picked.

Shooter identified: https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Vester+Lee+Flanagan%22&ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Esearch

Gunman is believed to be a disgruntled employee (or ex-employee) of the TV station.

I'm trying to picture a teenage pimply-faced ~NG~, with his baggie and bottle of Boone's Farm, walking around a rock concert trying to look "cool".

http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/2015/08/mesquite-police-say-frisco-man-robbed-a-pizza-hut-using-a-propane-tank-and-a-lighter.html/

Not enough jobs for new law school graduates: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/25/opinion/too-many-law-students-too-few-legal-jobs.html

I’m working out at the health club this morning before going to work, and I get on the bike to do 30 minutes of cardio, and just as I do, a woman walks over and gets on the stair climber right in front of me. So for 30 minutes, I get to stare at a smokin’ hot 25-year-old woman, who's wearing a sports bra and spandex shorts, 25 years old, 5-6, 115 pounds, 34-22-34, cute face…. …and two dozen tattoos completely covering both arms, her entire back, and one of her thighs.