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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3533981/American-Airlines-passenger-suffers-meltdown-LaGuardia-Airport-gate.html

"Think of the children!" http://nypost.com/2016/04/10/democrats-say-republicans-are-stiffing-them-on-toilet-paper/

Here's a boot-licking newspaper column for ya: http://dallasmorningviewsblog.dallasnews.com/2016/04/hillary-clinton-not-qualified-bernie-sanders-should-retract-his-statement-and-apologize.html/

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/texas-middle-school-teacher-admits-sexting-student-article-1.2592670

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/victorias-secret-model-erin-heatherton-7701685

''What could possibly go wrong?'' http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-home-made-rocket-explosion-20160405-story.html

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/arts-and-entertainment/wp/2016/04/05/amy-schumers-reaction-to-glamours-plus-size-issue-is-still-a-win-for-the-magazine/ And would ya? http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2015/gallery/HFA-Candid-Ready/amy-schumer-2-435.jpg

More Trump supporters: http://nypost.com/2016/04/03/boob-iful-women-are-stripping-down-for-trump/

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/us-world/article/Three-arrested-in-South-Carolina-following-bikini-7220002.php

http://buckyandsully.buffalonews.com/2016/03/31/power-take-nearly-three-decades-at-news-means-its-time-to-move-on/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3517351/Not-10-not-10-overseas-State-Department-sparks-outrage-travel-advice-tweet-directed-ugly-Americans.html

http://houstonianonline.com/2016/03/30/texas-through-a-new-york-perspective/ http://www.linkedin.com/in/ryan-gueli-bb85b9a1

http://www.golf.com/tour-and-news/what-happened-tiger-woods-it-remains-most-vexing-question-sports

http://www.wsj.com/articles/more-seniors-take-aim-at-shooting-ranges-1459243804

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/tv/showtracker/la-et-st-patty-duke-dead-story.html Geez, they're dropping like flies this year.

It's deja vu all over again: http://www.latimes.com/local/california/la-me-bullet-change-orders-20160328-story.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/03/27/american-airlines-pilot-arrested-in-front-of-passengers-after-failing-breathalyzer-test/

http://www.berkshireeagle.com/local/ci_29681463/angry-that-taco-bell-was-closed-pittsfield-man

Happy Easter (con't): http://www.courant.com/breaking-news/hc-pez-0328-20160327-6-story.html

Cleaned-up version: http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/single-mother-gives-real-reason-for-fake-license-plate-that-went-viral-20160326

I usually work out at a health club early in the morning every day before going to the office. And, at that time of day, there are not a lot of people there, so you get to notice the "regulars" who show up there. There is one guy who's there all of the time who is addicted to his cell phone. I watched him this morning for several minutes, and here is what he did: Sat on a workout bench, staring at his cell phone for 30 seconds, scrolling with his thumb Did one set of lat pulldowns Sat on a workout bench, staring at his cell phone for 30 seconds, scrolling with his thumb Did a second set of lat pulldowns Walked over to the drinking fountain, while staring at his cell phone, scrolling with his thumb Got a drink of water Walked over to the leg press machine, while staring at his cell phone, scrolling with his thumb Set down his phone and put weights on the machine Picked up his phone and sat down on the leg press machine, while staring at his cell phone, scrolling with his thumb Did one set of leg presses Picked up his phone while sitting on the leg press machine, staring at his cell phone, scrolling with his thumb Did a second set of leg presses Stood up, picked up his cell phone, walked over to the drinking fountain, while staring at his cell phone, scrolling with his thumb Got a drink of water Walked over to the row machine, while staring at his cell phone, scrolling with his thumb Did a set of rows Sat on the row machine for two minutes, while staring at his cell phone, scrolling with his thumb Did a second set of rowsSat on the row machine for two minutes, while staring at his cell phone, scrolling with his thumb And this is a 4:30 a.m. on a Saturday morning!