Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt. Really! The t-shirt says "I got Rivered on Drunk Street."
In 2001, I was out the night before the parade with my buddy's wife and her 3 friend. All blondes. We walk into some bar and the bouncer says "Look at this guy. 4 blondes in tow." I said, "Look pal, I don't go anywhere without at least 4 blondes." Good times, good times.