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NavyBillsFan

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  1. I went to every game. What I saw was a team with no talent play with heart What we had last season is a team with no direction with talent. Scrap the team and start over. By the time Losman blooms (if ever) our "talent" will be old minus evans/WM
  2. Id say the year we lost to the Titans in the playoffs. if that bullcrap trick play failed, I think we would of saw our boys take on the Rams in the Super Bowl.... Oh and win only if Doug played!!!!
  3. Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar. Q: What do Billy Graham and the Buffalo football team have in common? A: They can both make a stadium of 50,000 people say "Oh, Jesus." When speaking "the" precedes the number or name of any highway (The Scajaquada, The 33, The 290) Snow tires come standard on your car. You can identify an "Alden" accent. You have gotton frost bitten and sunburned in the same weekend "Down south" means Gowanda You bake with "soda" and drink "pop". Stop/Slow/Yield Signs..are suggestions. You can hold an entire conversation on the best place to go for wings, a fishfry or pizza. You see nothing wrong with watching fireworks downtown on July 2nd. You not only know what the terms "snowbelt" and "lake effect" mean - you use them on a daily basis. You save the Genny Cream Ale for special occasions. You live within 1 mile of a bowling alley. Not only do you know what it is... but you look forward to "Dingus Day" You never put your winter jacket away for the summer. You like to order beef on "weck" and are always surprised when someone doesn't know what "weck" is. You drive over 70mph on the Thruway and pass on the right. You leave your ski lift tickets on your jacket year round. You know how to pronouce, Scajaquada, Cheektowaga and Depew. The rest of the country is snowbound in the worst blizzard of the century, but you still have to walk your kids to the corner to catch the school bus. You think nothing of crossing an international border for Chinese Food. The acid rain is clearer than your drinking water. When you stop and ask for directions ... you expect to get them. You don't think Canada is to the north ... you know it's to the West. You keep the snowplow on the front of the truck year round. You have a favorite Greek restaurant. When someone says they are from "the City" - you ask "Which one?" You think Jimmy Griffin is a "real" politician You can compute a wind chill "factor" You eat Orange Chocolate. You don't have to attend the Friendship Festival to hear it! You know the difference between imported and real Canadian beer. You have not been on the "Maid of the Mist" - unless you had out of town company. You've dined at "Theodore's on the Lake". You immediatley change the channel when you hear "Hi! this is Goldie Gardner...". The winter carnival gets rained out. You call them "Pilot Field" and the "Aud" - no matter what the signs say. You define summer as three months of bed sledding. Your kids have watched Sesame Street - in French and Spanish. You don't get a coughing fit from one sip of Vernors. "Gridlock" means driving home from a football game. You wince when someone uses the abbreviation "OJ". "Rapid Transit" means hitting all the green lights. 50 degrees -- New Yorkers turn on the heat. People in Buffalo plant gardens. 40 degrees -- Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Buffalo sunbathe. 35 degrees -- Italian cars won't start. People in Buffalo drive with the windows down. 32 degrees -- Distilled water freezes. Buffalo water gets thicker. 20 degrees -- Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in Buffalo throw on a T-shirt. 15 degrees -- Californians begin to evacuate the state. People in Buffalo go swimming. Zero degrees -- New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Buffalo have the last cookout before it gets cold. 10 degrees below zero -- People in Miami cease to exist. People in Buffalo lick flagpoles. 20 degrees below zero -- Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Buffalo throw on a light jacket. 40 degrees below zero -- Hollywood disintegrates. People in Buffalo rent videos. 60 degrees below zero -- Mt. St. Helens freezes. Buffalo Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door. 80 degrees below zero -- Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Buffalo Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. 100 degrees below zero -- Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Buffalo pull down their ear flaps. 173 degrees below zero -- Ethyl alcohol freezes. People in Buffalo get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs. 297 degrees below zero -- Microbial life start to disapear. Buffalo cows complain of farmers with cold hands. 460 degrees below zero -- ALL atomic motion stops. People in Buffalo start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya?" 500 degrees below zero -- Hell freezes over. Buffalo wins the Stanley Cup.
  4. Jack said he saw a polar bear in front of Wally's Candy Store....
  5. It was a really bad situation for TD He could never hold the phone and roll a booger at the same time
  6. Theres him and about 10000000 others just like him.... Dont let that video fool you, thats his "Highlight" from his best games. Lets see the clips from the rest of the season and tuff games...
  7. I think Manning blows Kelly.... I also think Tu-Pac sucks!
  8. Fights on the sidelines (pushes and F#$% you's) Screaming at the refs.... NON STOP ALL GAME! There must be some clause in the NFL rule book where any NE player can throw fits, cus and scream at refs with no unsportsmanlike calls. Every time Brady threw it was himself or a NE receiver screaming and bitchin at the refs..... About 3 minutes left in the game, NE players diving at knees, late hits, pushing, onfield fights, NE bench looked like a war zone when some player (may of been T Brown, he was standing there) kicked over the water table, cups and coolers everywhere. Bel threw a HUGE fit after that punt return fumble. Screaming at players as they were on the sidelines. I thought Brown was going to kill him! Then yelling at Vinatieri after that miss FG... How many big games did he win for New England? Your welcome in Buffalo anytime Vin! First game in a long time the calls didnt go their way....... Great they won 3 superbowls but everything comes to a end....
  9. We just took one of the Wests best teams and used them like a dirty Turkish hooker! Go Sabres
  10. Denver... It dont matter what RB's you have or what QB. That is the best damn Oline in the game! Plummer tonight 0 sacks and 1 hurry. WOW!
  11. No kidding. Im waiting for the Bills to hire the next ass master to coach this team
  12. Beating up one of the better teams in the West. This team is sumthin....... Who would of ever thought this! Go Sabres!
  13. Two redneck hunters from Oak Harbor hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot tells them the plane can take only three moose. The two rednecks objected strongly stating; "Last year we shot six moose and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as yours." Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. Unfortunately, even on full power the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few minutes after takeoff. Climbing out of the wreck, Billybob asked Elroy"Any idea where we are?" Elroy replied; "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
  14. Come on G man, overrated? Ill take him over any new moron the Bills hire to coach this team right now.
  15. Day of the Dead Dawn of the Dead remake was really good and they are saying this will be a great horror flick!
  16. So Bart, Ah.... What did Jimmy Johnson do man? I know hes gangster but heck man a criminal? Jimmy did a good job in Miami but has a arm tied man. It was still Marino mania down there and he didnt want him there. I think Jimmy would do a fine job here. Or you ready to settler for another jackass and 4 years of garbage football? Take your pick
  17. Integrity? Your kidding right? You been in a coma the past 12 years or what?
  18. THE LAST OF THE PITTSBURGH REJECTS ARE OUT OF TOWN!!! Spend the money Ralph. Put Buffalo on the map, get Jimmy Johnson up here and let him work some magic if he still got it. Yeah, call me nuts and stupid. But there are 6 other NFL team looking for coaching and Jimmy Johnson did a good job in Miami with a old QB and his arm tied behind his back with that owner down there. There there was that Dallas team a few years back..... Spend the cash and let the Football world go nuts over the Buffalo Bills with the pick up of SATAN! It will be easy to land a bunch of FA. Johnson is a winner, wants to win, knows how to win, and won the big dance Nice draft picks and a ton of cap money to play with. Sabres are winning! Post away guys!
  19. Sounds like the same think that running back New England drafted a couple of years back had. I think he tore it on beach football? Had some nasty nerve damage and stuff to go along with the tear. I hope for the best for Palm and Cinny.
  20. Right now with all the teams on the search, I think it would be wise for them to check the college ranks for a HC. Pickens are slim.... Capers, Haslett are not HC's..... What a friggin crazy month for Bills football! Its going to get even worse (or better) when the player cuts come guys...
  21. Stanley Cup It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at centre ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head "No. They're all at the funeral." Sabres on tonight guys!
  22. Not a very good HC but as a cord. He will do wonders here in Buffalo! I know MM and him are friends. Hope something plays out on that one... I dont want to see another Pittsburgh guy here but Dom is a OUTSTANDING cord! Get him Marv!
  23. Anyone watching the pregame... Its started... and Started with the LUCKY home win over Buffalo.... But... It was not luck, it was TB who did it all..... Good Grief...
  24. I would not say irresponsible. I would say TOTAL MORONIC! Everything these days are focused to the Drama Queens we have in the country! About 80% of the population in the USA. There is never any "Good Things" that come from the news. Everything is drawn out so somebody gets a million dollar movie/book deal or the best rating draw of the evening. Willis should of never answered that question on who is the best back. But how do you make the correct answer on the question? Everyone thinks their the best at what they do and that makes you better at what you do. 90% mental 10% do! I support Willis's answer to the question and the Media can go blow a dirty goat It will not stop until everyone quits feeding into it....
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