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Another candidate for HC - Mike Ditka !
NavyBillsFan replied to Fan in San Diego's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
no kidding, what Buffalo needs is another cancer to finish it off -
Mailing address for One Bills Drive?
NavyBillsFan replied to NavyBillsFan's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
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Want to send a nice Xmas card to ole Ralph. I think everyone here should also!!!! Can somebody please post the addy? Thanks!
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Three coaches have been quit on in the NFL...
NavyBillsFan replied to Omar Little's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
I wonder if TD knows there is a whole other world than the $%^ that comes out of Pittsburgh. I just dont get this guy. The must give great blowjobs down there in the iron city -
Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage. About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks." The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went, "Bow-wow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it. Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, "Meow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it. Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde said, "Potatoes." Q: Why'd the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? A: She kept throwing out all the W's. A blind man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He takes one sip and senses that everyone is staring at him. In order to brake the ice he says, "Would you like to hear a good blonde joke?" The bar tender says, "I think you should know before you tell this joke that I am a blonde, there are 7 bikers in the corner that are blond and, there is a 6'5" 290lbs. weight lifter working the other end of the bar who is also blonde. You still want to tell the joke?" The blind man says, "Your right, who wants to explain a joke 9 times?" Dinner with the Girlfriend's Parents A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." Monica Lewinsky walks into a dry cleaner and asks the clerk to have a stain removed from her dress. The man being hard of hearing asks "come again?" And Monica replys, "no, mustard." The Test Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples." A man was shooting pool suddenly walked up to the bar and ordered a drink. The man says to the bartender, "I bet you 50 bucks I could piss in that shot glass standing and not spill a drop." The tender says "your on!" The man hops up on the bar and pisses all over the bar table and the bartenders face. The man hops down and the bartender laughing says to him "fork over 50 bucks buddy!" The man tells the tender to hold on, walks back to the pool table and then returns. He hands the teners a 50 dollar bill and is laughing. The bartender then asks "how in the hell can you laugh about this, you just lost 50 bucks?" And the man replys, "because I bet the guy at the pooltable a 100 that I could piss all over you and you would laugh about it."
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THOSE BIG BAD BUFFALO SABRES!!
NavyBillsFan replied to NavyBillsFan's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
If I had a pro team I would put it right in Portland. LOTS of hockey nuts there! -
THOSE BIG BAD BUFFALO SABRES!!
NavyBillsFan replied to NavyBillsFan's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Your right, I know a certain Sabre team $$%&&* out if its cup so Dallas can win it and "save" hockey in the south. -
THOSE BIG BAD BUFFALO SABRES!!
NavyBillsFan replied to NavyBillsFan's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
I was just reading on ESPN that the Pens are on their way to Kansas City in 2007 and Mario has no regrets about it! -
Nice job Buffalo! Hardest and youngest team in hockey kickin tail!!!! Come back win AGAIN! Sabres win 3-2!!!!!!!!
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no more ex-pittsburgh trash here PLEASE!
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Go get some wings, kick up some heat, grab a nice Beer or Ice Tea and get ready for some Buffalo Sabres tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Only positive I could think of is I did grab a sharted up pair of undies and started dipping crackers in it.... This team sucks! Man, it would be great to see Ralph clean house after this but I think we know how Ralph is sometimes and I think some people we dont want here will stay.... Sorry guys. But dang, It is tuff to be a fan of the Buffalo Bills
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I know this is the wrong topic for this but for they guys trying to get a xbox for the kiddies or self they are on the AAFES homepage for sale and im sure going quick so grab one if you can! Good luck!
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Remember back guys when Reed, Smith, Thomas, and Kelly didnt get along and everyone was yelling for a trade. That was a nice turn around after that 88-89 season! I wish the same would happen here but TD, MM and the rest of those Pittsburgh clowns get the door! I think TD goes, but MM is here for a couple of more years WITH new DC and OC. Everyone have a great weekend!
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I doubt that, Im still collecting your tax dollar! Keep up the good work at the job!
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And who has time for anything when they post on TBD almost 8 times a day? Better yet, posting in a PPP forum on a Buffalo Bills Page is really making a difference in this country......
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I have 7351 tapes/dvds to watch.... and none are of this crap wrestling of the 90's........
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He can take his anti war crap and his music back to England.....
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Get TD on the cover of Madden 07 and he should get hit by a bus! Watch those Sabres tonight guys!
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A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some Polish Sausage. The clerk looked at him and asked, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would Ya?" The clerk says, "Well no." "And if I asked you for some Irish Whiskey, would you ask me if I was Irish? What about Canadian Bacon, would you ask me if I was Canadian?" "Well, I probably wouldn't," With self-indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish Sausage?" The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
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Smart Guy A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and half." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back." A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house".
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Wed. Buff News - Allen Wilson Reports..
NavyBillsFan replied to Mark VI's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Id like to be a fly on the wall for one of those nice talks.... Mike sitting there rolling a booger, wanting to eat it but Moulds is sitting in the office talking about hookers in Canada and how it effects his play. -
The Marketing End Of The Formula Took A Major Hit
NavyBillsFan replied to Mark VI's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
How about We already hit rock bottom, now come watch us dig... Free bowl of soup with every season ticket package purchase.... Ever want to know what a prison rape felt like? Come watch us... And finally Come see our nice collection of SH-IT -
Interested to see what Donahoe
NavyBillsFan replied to Coach Tuesday's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
He will do what hes been doing the past 5 years here Sitting at some desk, rolling a booger, wondering how he can screw Pittsburgh over
