Coffeesforclosers

Ha! Nice.

Bah. Fancy cars and winter beaters. When the world ends there's going to be nothing left but Jesus, cockroaches, and my 2008 Toyota Rav 4.

New England in the playoffs with a rookie QB?

Are the Bills a Juggernaut? Nope. But the 2001 Rams and the 2007 Pats were and looked how that ended. They have better than punchers odds against anybody in the tournament except Indy. I'm alright with that. When I'm not alright with it, I remember that for 19 years straight we'd spend January talking about the Bills would ***** up their draft. "Well, we don't have a franchise QB and the defense is a chew toy, so let's draft RBs and safeties..." Just enjoy the show.

He's referencing the Tuskegee Experiment, not the Tuskegee Airmen. The English launched an Armada against Spain the year after they beat the Spanish Armada. You don't hear much about it because they Spanish ***** slaughtered them. And the English tend not to publish lots of history about their defeats, but that's like a lot of places.

@Virgil, didn't you do these back on BB.com message board times?

The Admirals eh? That's pretty feeble. Who associates Washington with the Navy? Maybe if your target fanbase are the Royal Navy, since they sailed up the Chesapeake and set the place on fire?

I hope he gets it, Leslie's earned another shot. That it's with an NFC franchise is just icing on the cake. The Bears are supposed to be a storied franchise, hopefully he could get them off the hamster wheel at least.

Any idea where they're building it?

Right? If they beat us, tip your cap and smash them next year. Otherwise, beat them because you ought to and humiliate them every chance you get, because they've earned it.

It's threads like this that make Pats fans think their team is still intimidating.

Nope, next question.

It's good that the Bills have game film like what they put up yesterday. Nobody expects Buffalo to run the ball 35+ times for 200+ yards and 4TDs.

All I want is a W, and 22 healthy starters in the locker room at the end of the game.

Quietly, Miami is wondering if they have to clean house before they ship 5 premium draft picks to Houston for a guy who might get indicted.

Steady on son.

I love that they're playing Allen Town, so long as nobody looks at the actual lyrics to Allen Town.

Yeah, this feels like a good game to watch at the Gym.

Well, it's either pretty late or very earlier. Just get the job done today is all. There are no Asterisks or Style Points in the NFL, and you're never going to please the East German judge anyway. Get the W and head to the locker room with 22 healthy starters.

How's his ankles? How's his ACL? What's the trade price? What's his salary? Who's blocking for him if he comes? What's he think of not being the centerpiece if the offense?

Having a bona fide franchise QB in Buffalo by 2006 or 2007? That pretty much re-writes the entire modern history of the Buffalo Bills. I guess the real question is, would we care about having JA if hypothetical Buffalo Bills Big Ben puts a Lombardi or three in the trophy case.

Yeah, that is strange. You'd think the only thing keeping Zach Moss in his spot at this point is knowledge of the playbook.

He thinks he's Job!

Diggs was robbed! Somebody better make this T-shirt.

The thing about Purgatory is it's actually a good thing. You will get heaven eventually, once your amends are made. Not as good as a straight shot to the Pearly Gates, but infinitely better than eternal perdition. QB Purgatory though, is much worse. Zero guarantees, no certainty, and the ever present inkling that you might turn into the Lions, or the Browns. That you'll draft such a titanic bust you'll be pining for Duck or Mason. I don't think this will happen to the yinzers, but I can hope.