[Mularkey: No coaches have been fired]

where's the head slamming on desk smiley?

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In my avatar.

[Wilson apologizes to fans for product]

no descision on MM

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There was no decision at 2:40. It is now 5:30, RW is no longer constipated, took a nice little nap and had a glass of warm milk...

 

MM is now staying.

[Mularkey is gone....]

Is this a joke?  Two hours ago, Ralph said MM's future will be decided after a GM is hired?

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Am I the only one who heard Ralph say this? In my 30-40 years of following this team, I've never seen confusion reign supreme like today.

[Mularkey is gone....]

Ralph just announced that MM is definitely back.

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Is this a joke? Two hours ago, Ralph said MM's future will be decided after a GM is hired?

[We have our first Seifert-esque rumor...]

The only redeaming aspect of that thread is that it has a labatt blue banner...  We have Smirnoff Ice Willis

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I was registered over there as LabattBlue for a couple of years. When they made Labatt a sponser on the top of their page sometime in the last year, they disabled/removed my username!

[Tom Modrak]

I wasn't aware of "health problems". What's the scoop?

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Poster possibly mixing him up with Sam Wyche??

[Tom Modrak]

In the press conference Ralph practically ordered Tom Modrak to be in Buffalo more next season. Although Buffalo is a nice place and has quite a nice waterfall nearby, I can't see that being much fun for someone from Jacksonville. Especially someone with health problems.

 

Bearing in mind that he is a friend of TD. Will he resign?

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It sounds like Modrak will be primarily responsible for college scouting, but Ralph didn't go into other duties that he will be responsible for. Maybe he will have more input on pro player evaluation.

[Ralph Wilson]

Glad to hear that Modrak will remain the head of football operations.

 

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Ralph didn't say this. He said that Modrak will remain as the Assistant GM with more time spent in Buffalo. I didn't know before today that Modrak was based out of Jacksonville. They didn't really go into how much time he has spent in Buffalo over the last couple of years.

[Fred Smoot]

Doesn't Smoot have a double donger to play with?

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[Billsboys may be an assclown!!]

Dixie was an original MILF!

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Julie London pre Dixie days...

 

http://www.rienzihills.com/SING/C/crymeariver.htm

[ronnie jones redux??]

cream or sugar?

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I love Chuck Lester. It just wouldn't be the same without him on the coaching staff. I laugh just looking at his picture trying to figure out his day to day role on the team.

 

http://www.buffalobills.com/team/coach.jsp?coach_id=9

 

You 'da man Chuckster!!!

[ronnie jones redux??]

F*** Brad Roll. All I care about is that my main man Chuck Lester doesn't get the axe! Hang in there Chuck and keep on doing whatever it is you do.

[Billsboys may be an assclown!!]

I don't know how. I'm a loser. LOL

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At least your honest!

[Good Sources reporting following]

Sorry cant divuldge the source but the following will flush out

 

1) Marv Will be Pres of Bills

2) Modrak GM

3) MM likely to be replaced by Jeff Fisher or Marty S ( If let go by SD )

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Is this your source...

 

Deep Throat???

[BREAKING NEWS: MODRAK AS NEXT GM]

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In case you couldn't tell, I just made it up. I'm sure the real numbers are much worse.

[MM Lead Story on Sportscenter]

Paper or plastic...

Leather or cloth

Ginger or Mary Ann...

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The correct answer 30 years ago was Mary Ann and it is still the correct answer today!

[BREAKING NEWS: MODRAK AS NEXT GM]

I believe that's called a "quantum superposition of states"...Mularkey is basically stuck inside a box in a fired/not-fired state, and we won't know which it is until a cat dies...

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A cat dies somewhere in the world every 5 minutes, so we should know shortly.

[BREAKING NEWS: MODRAK AS NEXT GM]

Oh yeah...

 

http://www.wgrz.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=34254

 

and this...

 

http://www.wgrz.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=34254

 

and this...

 

http://www.wgrz.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=34254

[John Clayton reporting on MM]

Just a hunch, but I believe that Ralph will do what it takes to build an "all-star" front office and coaching staff before the super bowl. 

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I thought we had the "all star" lineup...

 

Donahoe

Modrak

Guy

 

Mularkey

Clements

Gray

Krumrie

McNally

 

[Brady Quinn's Sister]

I love TBD. On a day where heads are ready to roll left and right, the "Brady Quinn Sister" thread has twice as many views of any thread on Page 1.

[Brady Quinn's Sister]

Say what you want, but she's a pretty good catch for Hawk who looks like he is one step removed from being a neandarthal man.

[John Clayton reporting on MM]

RW demands that MM fire TC and JG. MM refuses, RW fires him and then to spite him in an unprecendented move, hires TC & JG as "co-Head Coaches" with JG running the offense and TC running the defense.

[Brady Quinn's Sister]

This wonderful debate makes me want to see the Bills draft AJ Hawk and then have him propose to Ms. Quinn immediately afterwards.

[Vermeil said he'd entertain offers]

If this is true, Vermeil flip flops more than ICE ever did...

 

http://www.nfl.com/teams/story/KC/9134145

 

Vermeil retires, says he's done with football

 

KANSAS CITY, Mo. (Jan. 1, 2006) -- With trademark tears in his eyes, Dick Vermeil said this is really it -- a third retirement means he's out of football.

 

Honest.

 

Unlike his other two retirements, there'll be no returning to the profession he loves so dearly, Vermeil tearfully told a news conference Jan. 1 after his Kansas City Chiefs beat Cincinnati 37-3.

[This is great!]

This is the most excitement this damned team's generated in years!

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I don't know about years, but it is definitely more exciting than anything that has happened since the 2nd week in September.