The Real Buffalo Joe

Are funbags, hooters, knockers alright?

Is that gonna be a poll?

I actually changed my phone to automatically add the * for me when I type Patriots* or Pats*.

What about a thread where we all post our social security and credit card information? Should be fun to compare and contrast. Also, mother's maiden names.

It's not the carbonation, I need the caffeine. I drink diet, which isn't as bad as some people tell you it is.

My name is Joe, and I'm a caffeine addict. For real. I used to drink about 7 cokes a day. Gave me diabetes. I drink Coke Zero now, because it has no sugar. I've tried quitting before, but if I go more than a day, I get major headaches.

There once was another Buffalo Joe. Once.

Why? They handed you a bag.

You should do that. One thing I've been wanting to discuss is whether or not Doug Whaley overreached and gave up too much to get him.

What are DC Tom's rule 1-7?

I always order my drink with no ice. It melts, and dilutes the taste. If they bring me ice, they almost always lost atleast half the tip for not following simple instructions.

They actually get less of a tip from me for trying too hard.

Obviously, but if you were a coach, you would much rather coach the Los Angeles Rams, over, say, The Cleveland Browns, if given both opportunities and equal money.

Then take out the tips. HAHA! See what I did there? I bet if you made that joke to someone there, you'd be the first person to have told them that one. But I'm the same way. The only time I've tipped take out is at this little Mexican place by my work. The waitress would bring me some chips and salsa while I waited, which isn't customary, so I give her a dollar.

Tipping isn't something that should be more or less required like it is. It should only be done when the service was beyond excellent. Average and even good service, should be covered in their pay. I know they don't get paid like they should, so I do tip, I just shouldn't.

What kind of moron replies to the chump who continues a dead thread, therefore helping to refuel the fire? OH. Your kind of moron.

You think you're better than everybody because you know the word incongruous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQxgv4QtKM8

Exactly. They act like they're some sort of chef that mastered the art of pouring coffee. Also, I never tip places that have a tip jar. That's asking for a tip. A tip should be something I choose to leave because of how impressed I was with the service. Don't try to guilt me into it. Except for a bar, because they're serving 10 different people at once and are running around and it might not be safe to leave it on the bar. But a coffee shop serves one person at a time.

Anybody else, when paying with a credit card, round up to the nearest dollar? So if it comes to $12.73 you tip 2.27?

Leave Chuck Berry out of this. He suspected waitress of stealing. That's why he had 48 hours surveillance footage under his bed.

Random thought, I hate the word barista. It just sounds stuck up.

The Cowboys aren't even one of our rivals except for the fact that we played them in Super Bowls 20 years ago.

They have rules, you just don't really have to follow them.

What about a topic that's already being discussed in two other threads already? Then edit the title and initial post to completely change the topic halfway through.