He's been here a long time.... early 2000's era. So was I, and he somehow thinks it's "weird" that a GenXer remembers this:
Circa 2003ish pornboy, and bullstojan is a loooonnnnnggg way from a porn star, fluffer maybe. Anyway, during those days he spent his entire workday on here stealing from his employer (porn industry related) while spamming the main board with mundane, uninteresting tales from his life.
He became such a clown around here that the powers that be changed the curse filter for shlit = stevestojan. So if you typed shlit (minus the l) it came out as stevestojan in your post. Imagine what a clown act you'd have to be to get the mods to do that? Also it's super weird that I and every single other poster who was here during that time would remember it, right?
Anyway, thats why his appropriate moniker is bullstojan.
He also likes to use references that were never funny in the first place as if they continue to be funny the 50th time. I'm guessing he must have been staring into some wood paneling in his youth while getting pegged in the ass.