Called today, went to Customer Loyalty, and got a very nice lady with a sense of humor. Instead of goofing around, I just explained I just don't want to pay for Ticket, and have no problem canceling it but wanted to see what she could do.
Free ticket. Free Redzone. ATT Uverse, which I recently upgraded, cut $15/month forever. $50/month DTV credit for 12 months. HBO, Cinemax free for 6 mos, Starz for 4 mos, and Sports Pack free for a year.
I have no idea what Sports Pack is, but apparently it has every sports channel you can think of.
Except ESPN The Ocho, which means I'll miss out on the National Dodgeball Championship. Oh, well.