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erynthered

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  1. A "Ménage à trois" birthday? HFB!!
  2. Funny how your sig applies to your post. Or is it irony? "Nothing is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." -- Martin Luther King Jr.
  3. I thought this was an interesting reply: During a recent interview, Prime Minister Tony Blair of Great Britain was asked by a member of parliament as to why he believes so much in America. And does he think America is on the right track? Blair's reply -- A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in and how many want out."
  4. Nice post. My wife said the same thing after her second and last visit there.
  5. Lets start another thread, shall, we?
  6. Her quote" Those cars got the ugliest butt I have ever seen in my life" Just send her a mirror
  7. Is it true, that the reason Barbara Streisand is so fat, is because she has such an amazing range? I wonder what she owns. Jenn Air? Viking? Wolf? Thermador?
  8. Try this: http://www.servicemagic.com/ Its been highly recommended to me.
  9. I like their stock. It makes me high. Finklsnot?
  10. Why, you slanderous bastard. James Brolin, is com'in to get'cha.
  11. Go into work tomorrow with a Canes cap on. That would make for some good conversations.
  12. Quick Google, got this: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=htt...6lr%3D%26sa%3DG I couldnt find him on any Cowboys or raiders rosters either...
  13. Apparently not. Christ, Finkster
  14. Prick Over the last 20 years, I'm up roughly 25% on my stocks. You know what? I shouldn't count on my investments, erynthered, bad. I should count on the Social Security and the Government to take care of me. Finklesnot?
  15. You still didnt answer my question, Finkster. " where have you ever started a thread that wasnt about doom and gloom? Please direct me to such a thread that you started." Also, all those thoughts you had/have, are the same as ten years ago. The difference is, you start threads that end in GLOOOOOOMMMM.. I'd hate to have coffee with you in the morning.
  16. On second thought, where have you ever started a thread that wasnt about doom and gloom. Please direct me to such a thread that you started.
  17. Then where were your posts when there was a gain? You are whining, go away putz.
  18. That's why Hilary moved to NY.
  19. http://www.getwellsoonben.com/
  20. Trying to qualify for the PGA Tour. He's a 1 handicapper.
  21. Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! You may not drive barefooted. It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty. It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy. Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men. Masks may not be worn in public. Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death. Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. Bear wrestling matches are prohibited. It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile. Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex. Incestous marriages are legal. It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. You must have windshield wipers on your car. You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. Anniston You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street. Jasper It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb. Lee County It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday. Mobile It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels. It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits. Montgomery It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses. (Repealed)
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