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erynthered

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  1. The one with him fighting Darth Vader is sweet!! Nice Find Dog!!
  2. Just having some Friday Fun, Adams. Oh, and I always stay out of your pubescent American Idol threads, dont I? I dont go in there and make a mess like you are here. Go away.
  3. I'm sorry, Wha'd ya say?? http://www.riehlworldview.com/photos/uncat...ma_for_prez.jpg
  4. That would make me like Chris Matthews. Yippie!!
  5. I remember hearing something like that from my Mom or Dad when I was a child. I must be regressing toward the mean today. I'm 3.5 years old today. BTW nice condensation.
  6. Hey its Friday, !@#$ off.
  7. How does a Saudi King hold his liquor? Answer: By the ears! Ah, I'm sorry folks. I know I shouldn't be upset. After all its just one Muslim bowing to another in subserviency.
  8. Some more info on this. Freakin wild! http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=7232968&page=1
  9. I remember Bush was holding hands with one those dudes a few years ago, but !@#$ing bowing?? !@#$ing empty suit. http://www.puma08.com/wp-content/uploads/2...tosaudiking.jpg
  10. DC Tom??
  11. Apocalypse Now. ..an easy one: "Its not a Tumor"
  12. Happy Birthday, Young man!!
  13. How about this Quote: "I'm not pissing and moaning about video games. I'm using this to point out how short our attention spans have grown."
  14. I did it for about 15 years. Though I made them/me pay my Sub S corp. Mucho Better!
  15. Turn off TBD and get back to making those !@#$ing cold calls dirt bag!!
  16. I dont catch him often, even when I do I find him annoying at times. RE: the highlighted part, he has said numorus times he's not a journalist. Just an FYI.
  17. BASTARD!! As punishment. Hold your tongue and say this ten times real fast: "Yosemite magma eruption, Major ash fall expected in 10 states "
  18. A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a Pit Bull dog on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my husband." "What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." She inquired further, "Well who is in the second hearse?" "His mistress... She tried to help my husband, then the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women. "Can I borrow the dog?" The first woman asked. "Get in line," said the second woman.
  19. A mother and her 5-year-old son were flying Southwest Airlines from Denver to Dallas . The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the little guy walks up to the galley and asks the flight attendant, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?" The boy said, "Yes, she did..." "Well, then, please tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls away on time. Have her explain that to you."
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