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A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says. The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun. After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! " The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

Speaking of WW ll

Nice!!

Gee, I hadnt noticed this thread before. Is it worth reading 161 pages?

Well, if the congresscritters cut the football games down to 6 games just think of how much smaller the carbon footprint would be??

Urban Dictionary:Elbows and Asssholes; The results of a violent, messy collision or mishap involving the entanglement of two or more persons.

I stoped listening after the 73'rd " You know "

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/foo...-congress_N.htm

Way 1: (1) Paste the article text you're lifting into the post box. (3) Up above the post box in the formatting bar with the bold, underline, etc., is a little bubble that looks like it could arise from Charlie Brown's mouth. Click on that. Way 2: (1) Before the text you want to quote, insert "[qu0te]" with an o for the 0. Why is this important? As a both readers and writers know, most people skip the quoted portion of any article, or in this case post. Moreover, the discerning reader gets rather annoyed by font gimmicks like ALL CAPS and boldface type. Thanks for the tip.

.......and obama's been jerkin off this country for almost a year now. He should get extra pay for that.

I wish they would have done it..........

"Hand jobs and Blow Jobs NOW count as actual jobs!!"

Congrats! Did you do the Florida Pre-paid thingy? My wife and I did for our two.

He probably gave her the clap, or some other kind of STD.

Bye Bye Gatorade. I wonder whos next? They deny it was about his affairs but I call BS!!!

I'm a casual fan of NASCAR, and I too would like to see her do well. It'll tough for her to get to Sprint series though. MInor league could chew her up and spit her out fast. We'll see soon enough. I did see her at the STPete GP last year.

Look who's finally making the leap. http://sports.yahoo.com/nascar/news?slug=j...o&type=lgns

I think once the overseas gals speak out he should hit that number.

There goes Peggy's house payment.

There are so many opportunities to build safety through peaceful measures. To name just one, I believe that ending support for Israel's illegal occupation of Palestine would make America incalculably more secure than the sending of more young Americans to be slaughtered and maimed on foreign battlefields. ROBERT ROSENBAUM Go Jews!!!

Dont worry, obama will spend more money to create new jobs that will then create more tax receipts. http://blogs.reuters.com/james-pethokoukis...-jobs-stimulus/ The Obama Administration is touting that their stimulus program has saved or created 640,329 jobs since it was enacted back in February through the end of October. This number is updated and posted on the Administration’s recovery.gov web site. That amounts to $246,436 per job based on the $157.8bn that has been awarded so far! Total compensation earned by the average payroll employee during October, on an annualized basis, was $59,867. If the government had simply used the funds awarded so far to pay for a year’s worth of labor, that would have paid for 2.6mn jobs!

........and the story grows

Sue? Is that you?

I guess I'll just put this here. Nice insult Gibbs.