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sh--
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2-1 Sens 5 mins into 3rd.
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And his buddy Vinnie Delpino is now none other than Benny Fazio in The Sopranos.
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"...ah goodnight, ting ting a-linga-linga-ling"
JÂy RÛßeÒ replied to The Poojer's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Interviewer You know I really enjoy interviewing applicants for this management training course. (knock at door) Come in. (Stig enters) Ah. Come and sit down. Stig Thank you. (he sits) Interviewer (stares at him and starts writing) Would you mind just standing up again for one moment. (stands up) Take a seat. Stig I'm sorry. Interviewer Take a seat. (Stig does so) Ah! (writes again) Good morning. Stig Good morning. Interviewer Good morning. Stig Good morning. Interviewer (writes) Tell me why did you say 'good morning' when you know perfectly well that it's afternoon? Stig Well, well, you said 'good morning'. Ha, ha. Interviewer (shakes head) Good afternoon. Stig Ah, good afternoon. Interviewer Oh dear. (writes again) Good evening. Stig ... Goodbye? Interviewer Ha, ha. No. (rings small hand-bell) ... Aren't you going to ask me why I rang the bell? (rings bell again) Stig Er why did you ring the bell? Interviewer Why do you think I rang the bell? (shouts) Five, four, three, two, one, zero! Stig Well, I, I... Interviewer Too late! (singing) Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Stig Um. Oh this is, is the interview for the management training course is it? Interviewer (Rings bell) Yes. Yes it is. Goodnight. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Stig Oh. Oh dear, I don't think I'm doing very well. Interviewer Why do you say that? Stig Well I don't know. Interviewer Do you say it because you didn't know? Stig Well. I, I, I, I don't know. Interviewer Five, four, three, two, one, zero! Right! (makes face and strange noise) Stig I'm sorry, I'm confused. Interviewer Well why do you think I did that then? Stig Well I don't know. Interviewer Aren't you curious? Stig Well yes. Interviewer Well, why didn't you ask me? Stig Well...I...er... Interviewer Name? Stig What? Interviewer Your name man, your name! Stig Um, er David. Interviewer David. Sure? Stig Oh yes. Interviewer (writing) David Shaw. Stig No, no Thomas. Interviewer Thomas Shaw? Stig No, no, David Thomas. Interviewer (long look, rings bell) Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding- ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Stig Oh dear we're back to that again. I don't know what to do when you do that. Interviewer Well do something. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding, five, four, three, two, one . . .(Stig pulls face and makes noise) Good! Stig Good? Interviewer Very good - do it again. (Stig pulls face and makes noise) Very good indeed, quite outstanding. (Interviewer goes to door) Ah right. (calls through door) Ready now. (four people come in and line up by desk) Right, once more. (rings bell) Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Stig very cautiously pulls face and makes noise. Interviewer rings bell again. Suddenly the four men all hold up points cards like diving or skating judges. Stig What's going on? What's going on? Interviewer You've got very good marks. Stig (hysterically) Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that? The judges give him very high marks. Interviewer Very good marks. Stig Oh, oh well, do I get the job? Interviewer Er, well, I'm afraid not. I'm afraid all the vacancies were filled several weeks ago. They fall about laughing. Cut to man sitting at desk. Man Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board. Perhaps I should introduce myself. I am the Head of the Careers Advisory Board. I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are, I'm Head of the Careers Advisory Board. (emotionally) Or a sculptor, something artistic, or an engineer, with all those dams, but there we are, it's no use crying over split milk, the facts are there and that's that. I'm the Head of this lousy Board. (he weeps, then recovers) Never mind. -
AAaaaaaaaawwwwwwWWWWWWWWW!!!
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Can someone get me a copy of it on tape/dvd?
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I've seen 2 articles with player interviews where they refer to Levy as "Coach" - the one with Brad Cieslak on TBD now, and the PFW interview with Royal a couple of weeks ago. An issue?
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I gotta watch more women's volleyball...
JÂy RÛßeÒ replied to JÂy RÛßeÒ's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
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http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/flash/flashPanels?id=2413084
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060425/ap_on_...n_flyers_sabres
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I gotta watch more women's volleyball...
JÂy RÛßeÒ replied to JÂy RÛßeÒ's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
not that good looking?!?! -
playoff games.
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Will believe that when he sees it: 1. JÂy RÛßeÒ
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yowza!
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I was wondering if they cut it off during fights...
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Regrets that he cannot attend: 1. JÂy RÛßeÒ
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WTF? What the hell is that over South Dakota?
JÂy RÛßeÒ replied to stevestojan's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Um... North Dakota? Canada? -
They better get some so Peerless has something to wear on gamedays
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"We're Gonna Win that Cup"!!!!
JÂy RÛßeÒ replied to stevestojan's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
http://www.sabresalumni.com/2001/sounds/wincup75.ram -
Let's just hope the Bills are serious
JÂy RÛßeÒ replied to JÂy RÛßeÒ's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Hey VA - I don't think he was talking about any specific player or players. -
Take me out to the ball game.... http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?showtopic=45262
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The initial post on this got archived, so here it is again. I'm starting to put together a group outing for the Buffalo/Rochester game at 7:05 PM on Saturday July 1. It's a long holiday weekend, and a great way to get people together during the off-season and have some family fun. All we need are 20 people for a goup. Ticket prices are as follows, we can go for whatever level people prefer: Seating Box Office Price Group Price Premium $10.00 $8.50 Upper Box $8.50 $7.50 Reserved $6.00 $5.00 It's an evening game so we can tailgate before the game. If you responded in the original thread it's gone, so please let me know again if you're interested so I can get some numbers. I will follow up with the ticket office and find out when I have to know for sure. They're holding a block of tix for us now so we won't get shut out.
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Let's just hope the Bills are serious
JÂy RÛßeÒ replied to JÂy RÛßeÒ's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
I don't think he was talking about any specific player or players - he was just using an analogy. -
I inherited alot of episodes on tape from my Dad - I may have to pull some of those out one of these days...