The Dean

I mean, does the mofo even OWN a shirt? I've never seen him wearing one.

Outstanding! (Haven't heard that joke in quite a long time.) So, the Bills are NOT the last team to sign their #1 choice and there was no protracted holdout. Still I bet the same douche-nozzles who whined about the Bills FO screwing up every year will use this as another FAIL next year.

Every time I see Iggy Pop I think, "Put a shirt on ya' freak show!"

I thought a bit of surgery might help me as well. I know I have a deviated septum from a broken nose (football) and I too still have tonsils. The ENT doc said the deviation was extremely slight and didn't need surgery and my tonsils are apparently too small to be seen. It was good news, as I really didn't want surgery, but I was sort of hoping they would find "an answer". My niece also has a lot of respiratory issues, and was sick quite often, and getting her tonsils removed as an adult has changed things quite a bit for her. I guess I am spared the pain, but will continue to have these health issues.

Nice! Keep playing, Mr. Adams.

Remind me to never eat your chicken salad.

1939-43? I think that's when Cincy had his mid-life crises. Great pictures!

It usually does.

Teenage daughter? All kidding aside, glad you enjoyed yourself. We all need to have a little escapist fun, from time to time. I probably get too much of it, with no wife and kids.

or just plain good writing: http://www.donaldfagen.com/features/VintageSci-Fi.html

Honestly, at this point, I'd be happy if Trent (or any Bills QB) became an average starting QB.

You make a good point, as usual. But I think a good relationship, ON FIELD relationship, is very important. Kelly clearly had that with Reed. Kelly, and Brees are great QBs, who had/have success. They don't need to talk about the relationship they have with their WRs. (Although I'm not entirely sure they never mentioned their rapport with their favorite WRs.) Trent is obviously not a great QB, and equally as obviously doesn't seem to have a great on field relationship with his best WR, Evans. Say what you will about JP, but he seemed to have a pretty good on field relationship with Evans. JP was willing to let the ball go and trust Evans to make the play. Trent seems to be reluctant to throw unless, and until, the WR is wide open (hence the constant check-downs). I try not to judge players by their statements in the press, particularly when they are as innocuous as Trent's. The proof will be in the pudding, as it were. I am one who believes Trent and his WRs should be working together off season, and during their free time otherwise. Study together, eat together, drink together, etc. Sure it isn't necessary if you have that chemistry or are good enough it comes naturally. I just don't think that's the case with Trent. I will take ANY extra effort to building that chemistry as a good sign, I guess.

Andre was the better WR.

Buffalo Rumblings is my favorite site for Bills analysis. Only Brian's articles are good, IMO and the comments are as dumb, or dumber, that what you read here...without the humor!

I'm assuming if the dirt is on Williams' hand some will end up on his wang.

That's the spirit!

Is that the old "Hard Rock Quarry"? We used to go there and get extremely plastered in the 70s. In fact we got so plowed I can't recall where exactly it was.

I'm with you. I would have liked to see him give the new position a shot and think the team would be better, this year, with him. But that would be about it for him with the Bills, I think. I don't like the way he went about getting his release. It's a sleazy way to deal with your longtime employer (who treated you extremely well). But since he chose that path there really is little else the Bills could do without also hurting the team, in the short term and the long run. (I assume they made some moves to trade him.) I can tell you I won't root for Aaron the way I do for most Bills who leave more honorably.

As many times as I've asked, Lana has steadfastly refused to pee on me.

It's true. Both men are from Holland (as are their wives, ya homo-guessing nutbags). They live a few doors from each other. I thought it was rather odd.

Rub some dirt on it and walk it off.

Agreed. I didn't like her before the tats.

Seems he was recommended by another client, who lives on the same street, named "Hans". Do you suppose they want to Pump Me Up?

Sorry, my bad. What does this have to do with him peeing on me?

Why should he take care of me?