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How many days a week do you do laundry?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Another Fan's topic in Off the Wall
It's like when my son was in college a few years back and my wife asked him if he writes his 80 year old grandmother a letter and mails it... I think it was about a birthday card he got (and of course a check in it)... Wife wanted a hand writtened thank you sent. ANYWAY, my son lamely replied: "I don't know where to get a stamp."๐ My brother, who was still living at time, was in on the conversation replies: "I betcha you know where to cash that check and buy a condom." ๐ ๐คฃ Little bit awkward wife around, lol, but brilliant. Shut that snarky little punk right up... He didn't know what to say! LoL... -
They border. ๐
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Stomped 'em 13-4! ๐ The Bandits didn't quit!
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The evening sun is messing up the safety sensor, getting in the eye of garage door. Only happens between 7-8pm in the month of June on sunny evenings. Gotta cast a shadow on the eye or wait for the sun to set a little. Thought of this: "...Big birds flying across the sky Throwing shadows on our eyes Leave us Helpless, helpless, helpless, helpless.. "
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I smell another loophole, technicality. I Got a [Insert Any Name Here] Shameless LAMP. 2018, my son & me up in the Arrowhead of Minnesota, Lutsen Mountains... Sun rising over "by the shores of Gitchee Gumee." "Coffee Run" @ -25ยฐF... Full song.. I Got a Name On that note: "...Listen to this simple story, To this Song of Hiawatha!..." Longfellow Serenade
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Wanna make $14,000 a month watching goats eat grass?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Draconator's topic in Off the Wall
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Wanna make $14,000 a month watching goats eat grass?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Draconator's topic in Off the Wall
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Wanna make $14,000 a month watching goats eat grass?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Draconator's topic in Off the Wall
On call... 24/7/365... Comes out to be $19 per hour. Meh... Cheaper to hire a weedwacker guy M-F, 8 hours a day for $15/hour. -
Judas plugs in, 1966 Manchester, U.K.: The birth of punk!
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I don't wear another man's jersey. Not that there's anything wrong with it, I just don't. ๐
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How's this to win a baseball championship?
ExiledInIllinois replied to \GoBillsInDallas/'s topic in Off the Wall
Geeze... That's still a "silver medal." 2nd place. If the Latvians did something like this, they'd probably get two national holidays! https://www.espn.com/olympics/story/_/id/37752386/latvia-closes-surprise-holiday-hockey-upset-us -
Hopkins released by Arizona (7/16: signed by Titans)
ExiledInIllinois replied to HappyDays's topic in The Stadium Wall
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Big market team. Yet Jets don't even have a majority of their fans in any county in US. Lots of other distractions. The Jets are a band of mercenaries. Jets are like the Wagner Group, not an organization where prayer vigils are held for the owner that attempts to care about character. MA still found a way to put himself into this awkward situation...
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Yup. ESPECIALLY back in the day.
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According to Keith Richards, she'd slap Ike around too. Takes two to tango. RIP...
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Can you believe Hank Williams was 24 when he recorded:
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If he's punting for the Jets against the Bills... The Bills defense must be doing something right that game!
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What seems to be the problem. Doesn't have to be giphy, everything is working for Jets fans! https://www.nbc15.com/2023/05/23/aaron-rodgers-strains-calf-during-warmups-sits-out-first-jets-practice-open-media/
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Whose on your Mt. Rushmore of Greatest Sidekicks?
ExiledInIllinois replied to BillsPride12's topic in Off the Wall
Technicality But he was the first mate! Skipper called the shots. ๐ First show to have the sidekick star!