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Did your lady friend leave the nest again? That is very sad, makes me feel so bad You can fly away, in the sky away You're more lucky than me Wish that I were a yellow bird, I'd fly away with you But I am not a yellow bird, so here I sit Nothing I can do Yellow bird

I wrest the waters, fight Neptune's borders Sail through the sorrows of life's marauders Unrepenting, often empty Sail on, sail on, sailor Caught like a sewer rat, alone, but I sail Bought like a crust of bread, but oh, do I wail

Money don't grow on trees We got bills to pay, we got mouths to feed There ain't nothing in this world for free Oh no we can't slow down, we can't hold back Though you know we wish we could Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked Until we close our eyes for good

The doctor came in stinking of gin And proceeded to lie on the table He said "Rocky you met your match" Rocky said " doc it's only a scratch And I'll be better as soon as I am able"

Ever since I was a baby Mama said "The boy ain't well!" I know that things ain't one bit better 'Cause my health's all shot to hell I got a bad case of sneeze I got wobbly knees Just call me Hairy Hypochondriac

Last night it snowed for the first time Everything's covered in white How many months till the springtime It's a long winter's night I have to go, I feel I'm sinkin' I just don't know But I can't stop thinkin' Mexico

God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

Mucho Grassy ass and Merry Christmas to you .

Why do we never get an answer When we're knocking at the door? Because the truth is hard to swallow That's what the war of love is for And when you stop and think about it You won't believe it's true. That all the love you've been giving Has all been meant for you.

Because ya smokin' joints and you're rolling spliffs, Now tell me what'cha think i oughta think of this? Say now mr.officer come charge me all the time You got me for possesion, but i swear that it's not mine No matter what you do or say It's bound to come right back this way And if you want a moment's peace say This what you'll say c'mon an' Let's get this party started Until the break of dawn an' Let's keep this party movin' Until there's no one holdin'

"No. Chuck Norris is a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu." So, he's a ninja manscaper🤔

A chance to breathe While sitting at a red light You look around reflecting on your life A chance to think Am I drinkning too much Should I keep going Lose the life that I love A second glance When coming to a red light

Live to ride, ride in the lonesome wind Cross the line, you can't come back again Never let a dream machine Gather dust in your garage Gonna take a long, long time But the stain will fade away Running from the daily grind He was, he was a friend of mine.

Come on, come on and surry down to a stoned soul picnic Surry down to a stoned soul picnic (Can you surry, can you picnic?) There'll be lots of time and wine Red yellow honey, sassafras and moonshine Red yellow honey, sassafras and moonshine Stoned soul, stoned soul, whoa

Bang-bang shoot 'em up The party never ends You can't think of dying When the bottle's your best friend And now it's 18 and life, you got it 18 and life, you know Your crime is time And it's 18 and life to go

I'm not scared of dying and I don't really care. If it's peace you find in dying, well, then let the time be near. If it's peace you find in dying, when dying time is here, just bundle up my coffin cause it's cold way down there, I hear that's it's cold way down there, yeah, crazy cold way down there. And when I die and when I'm gone, there'll be one child born and a world to carry on, to carry on.

There's something in the water One by one my friends are gone Now I'm the sole survivor Kept tellin' me "You're no fun"

The oak tree where you carved my name A year ago now Somehow doesn't really look the same I think it closed now The places we would go Still play the songs we used to know I still get the same old feeling Tearing at this heart of mine Telling me that maybe I'm Not really over you

Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July And I just hit town and my throat was dry Thought I'd stop and have myself a brew At an old saloon on a street of mud There at a table, dealing stud Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me Sue

Once when I was on shore liberty On the tropic little island of Bimini I go to bar where lights are bright; Calypso music everything all right Beautiful woman do a dance Do the Limbo, put me in a trance I say, "Man, what her name be?" He say, "Bahama mama, and she wild and free."

Now the road to Acapulco is very hard indeed And it isn't any better if you haven't any weed Henry's driving hard and straight On twisty mountain roads There's fifty people waiting back At home for Henry's load Chorus: And now he's rollin' down the mountain Going fast, fast, fast And if he blows it this one's gonna be his last Run to Acapulco to turn the golden keys Henry keep the brakes on for this corner if you please

In the magic garden Some were singing, some were dancing While the midnight moon shone brightly overhead. The stars so gaily glistened And the sphinx in silence listened to The magician tell of lives that he had led. Let the bells of freedom ring Songs of love to Friday's king.

Mama you ain't nothin'..... But a big ol' jelly roll Mama you ain't nothin'..... But a big ol' greasy jelly roll Y'all want to dig the blues But here's a little soul for yo'...all

Your mama don't dance And your daddy don't rock and roll When evening comes around And it's time to go to town Where do you go To rock and roll

Well, I’m a real gone daddy in a big yellow Caddy Well, I’ll tell you if you ain’t got told When you hear my horn, just as sure as you’re born Well, I’ll be comin’ down the middle of the road