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SelmonSmith6378

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  1. It's an impossibly unplausible impossibly impossibillity to possibly tell whether or not there good friends or not untill they're retired. You just can;t tell if there really "friends" or are lying to the camera to enhance there image. Can you say "Everybody's Fool"?
  2. Goodel will probably pull n Omar Kadafi and suspend Vilma for the whole season after Vilma loses the lawsuit.
  3. I really just review anything I see. And, coincidentally, the Smurfs review had the most comments out of all of them.
  4. Basically, I review movies. And these are the next movies I'll review. If you aint familiar, here's a link of the ones I've done so far. http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/145897-selmonsmith6378-spotlightsthe-gameplan/page__p__2465367__fromsearch__1#entry2465367 http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/145368-selmonsmith6378-spotlightsthe-smurfs/page__p__2453110__fromsearch__1#entry2453110 http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/145246-selmonsmith6378-spotlights-daybreakers-2010/page__p__2450370__fromsearch__1#entry2450370
  5. Here are the next movies I will review for SelmonSmith6378 Spotlights. I won't say which of these films I enjoyed or not (Though you may already know) this is just a list of films I will review. Feel free to comment on which reviews you'll be most interested in seeing, as I will probably PM you the links. Well, here's the links! May 18th: SelmonSmith6378 Spotlights...The Wolfman May 19th: SelmonSmith6378 Spotlights...The Road to El Dorado May 25th: SelmonSmith6378 Spotlights...Dog Soldiers May 26th: SelmonSmith6378 Spotlights...Sucker Punch June 1st: SelmonSmith6378 Spotlights...The Devil Inside (Haven't seen it yet, but I'll see if I can by the time my reviews done. If not, I'll be reviewing The Last Exorcism) June 2nd: SelmonSmith6378 Spotlights...Let Me In June 8th: SelmonSmith6378 Spotlights...Freddy V.S Jason June 9th: SelmonSmith6378 Spotlights...The Princess and the Goblin June 15th: SelmonSmith6378 Spotlights...Rugrats in Paris! June 16th: SelmonSmith6378 Spotlights...The Wolf Man (1941) Enjoy! If you have any suggestions, feel free to post them here as well as feedback...Thanks so much!
  6. I disagree. Sean Connery was amazing in this movie, as was the guy who played Tom Sawyer (FYI, LOVED the concept of Tom as a badass American spy) I thought it was a brainless movie without being dumb, a lot of fun, and well acted.
  7. League of Extrordinary Gentlemen is an amazing movie. Different, and stupid at times, but still a creative and pretty good movie. Much better then that abomination Van Helsing!
  8. Paranormal Activity was a terrible movie. The characters don't act the way normal scared people would. Why don't they just close the door when all the "scary" stuff is happening? Why don;t call the cops? Why? Why? WHY?!!!
  9. The acting was amazing, and the camera work and script were perposfully poor so as to enhance the realism. The dialogue? Only what 3 campers lost in the woods with a man eating witch WOULD say, and im sorry if it didn't have any cheesy lines made only for the trailer live bullcrap like "Avatar" had.
  10. Meet the Spartans, Epic Movie and Disaster Movie were some of the worst all time, and definitley the worst comedies. Not at all funny, or clever, just unbelievebly stupid. Seltzer and Friedberg are the worst thing to happen to filmmaking since Uwe Boll. However Daredevil was a fantastic comic book movie, and definitley one of the best comic book movies I've seen. MCD was fantastic as the Kingpin, the script was great for a superhero film, and Affleck was okay as Daredevil. I loved it, and I accept full responsibility for the bashing that my opinion will cause.Never seen It or Lawnmower man. I already added some, but here are some more. The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl North Paranormal Activity Transformers 2 Red Riding Hood.
  11. 20 pages and no mention of Batman & Robin? Wow. People have really short memories....Or you just like bat-nipples. Saw The Roommate today...I'm not gonna say WORST I've ever seen...But DEFINITLEY up there. Terrible acting, no scares whatsoever, (Or even chills) stupid characters. Big Fat Waste of Time. Bad Teacher should also be here. GOD is that movie terrible! It makes Cameron Diaz look bad and it makes Jason Segal look even WORSE! I didn;t even pay for it and I want my hour and a half back. I did not laugh ONCE!
  12. Im a HUGE Forest Whitaker fan! I would've climbed up the elevator shaft to meet him!
  13. I loved Battlefield Earth. One of the funniest movies I've seen in my life. Just something mesmerizing about the awful dialogue, and Joh Travolta doing the worst acting of his entire career, which is really saying something. And how can you not burst into laughter over the hilariously unimpressive special effects? It is one of the most entertaining films I've seen in a while. Battlefield Earth is not "so bad it's good". It's so bad...It's a wonderful, wonderful masterpiece.
  14. Odd...Jack Black is usually pretty funny (YEAR ONE DID NOT HAPPEN!!), and Danny Glover's one of my fave actors. But, I'll trust your word and avoid it. Like I said, Year One is probably the worst JB film ever. Not funny, badly acted, badly written. Decent cast+executed poorly=TERRIBLE movie!
  15. Good news: Nobody will watch it anyway Bad News: well have no way of telling who will be in the hall of fame 15 years from now.
  16. Wicker Man might be a worse remake though...Then again...Thet could be a "so bad, it's good" kind of film. Coincedantally, the original is one of my Top 11 Movies I need to see. Pretty much every slasher remake apart from the Nightmare on Elm Street seems destined for failure. Overrall, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Eye, and the 1976 King Kong are the worst remakes ever made.
  17. Yeah, it's a freaking masterpiece of crap. DEFINITLEY one of the worstand most unnecesarry remakes ever made Look, I never said HTD was a good movie. I just thought it was a funny movie, with an interesting albeit different concept. It's a bad movie, but I enjoyed it. Other bad movies I enjoyed include The Phantom, Legion and Dragonball: Evolution. Surely you have some guilty pleasures as well.
  18. Fred Jackson Mario Williams Jairus Byrd MAYBE Marcell Dareus
  19. I thought Chaney was REALLY good...But I like Del Toro a little more, he just seems more realistic. All held back, and depressed and a tortured soul like a guy bitten by a werewold SHOULD be. Chaney's Talbot was WAAAAAAAAAAY to happy, while Del Toro's had a more interesting personality and actually had a backstory (And a damn compelling one at that)
  20. THANK YOU FOR BEING A SMART PERSON! BWP=SCARIEST MOVIE EVER! :worthy:
  21. Hmmm...Bastardized? By "bastardized" do you mean more developed and interesting characters with more back story, better plot/storyline and more emotional depth? If that's what you mean then I wholeheartedly agree. Look, I loved both movies, but I enjoyed the remake more in every sin gle aspect except script and music. But anyway, here are my faves: The Wolfman (2010) (Terrible things Lawrence. You've done terrible things.) The Blair Witch Project (I'm scared to close my eyes...I'm scared to open them.) Evil Dead 2 (GROOVY!) The Wolf Man (1941) (I killed Bella...I killed Richardson!...If I stay here, you can't tell who'll be next!) The Strangers ("Why are you doing this to us"..."Because you were home" The Mummy (1959) (He who robs the graves of egypt...DIES!) Army of Darkness (This...Is my BOOMSTICK!) Nightmare on Elm Street Friday the 13th (Kill her mommy! Kill her!) I do hope that was some kind of sick, twisted joke? YES! Freddy Krueger is THE BOMB!
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