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yea firefighters!!!!! you showed her!!!!

Yea stop hiding everything guys! We’re on to you! Twitter is onto your game…we DID OUR RESEARCH! MAGA 2024

No sir, I had no plans on moving.

No to immigrants! No to immigrants! No to immigrants! actually yes to immigrants, we can use it as a jail for them!!!! MAGA 2024!

Packers? Sorry that’s a loser franchise, real alphas don’t cheer for those beta boys in WI. Trump 2024!!!! MAGAAAAA FOR LIFE!

guys, i just pissed myself over this one…please post a humor warning next time!

just bringing it back to the Gay OF porn here…I’m confused, we’re pro that right? Milo could never.

Ted is my hero ! I like the girls that do drugs (Drugs) Girls with cigarettes in the back of the club (Club) Girls that hate cops and buy guns (Guns) Girls with no buns, girls that's mean just for fun I like girls who make love, but I love girls who like to ***** That's what's up I like tall girls, small girls Girls with ***** Call girls Girls who get naked on the 'Gram They say I'm too *****in' horny Wanna put me in a cage I'd probably ***** the hole in the wall The guy before made I like girls who pregnant Girls who give it up for lent Girls who so *****in' kinky that they're bent

hey I’m just trying to fit in with all the alphas around here

what are you talking about? This is legit hilarious. You must like those soyboy comics like Adam Sandler! if only you understood comedy…do your research!

that’s my brotha! lets pornify everything!

Go Scotland!

let’s build the wall AND let’s make Mexico pay for it!!! It’s time now!!! I want a 1000 mile wall, it will be glorious! And free! Wall! Wall! Wall! Wall! Wall! Wall! Wall! Wall! Wall! Wall! Wall! Wall! Wall! Wall! Wall! Build it! Wall! Wall! Wall! Build it! Wall!

Give me tariffs or give me death!

Trump is going to win and it’s going to rule! Bring on the tariffs, ***** buying products made elsewhere. Anyone that tells you tariffs are wrong is an idiot!

So the dude got violently assaulted at and his job and hospitalized but there’s no police report? You don’t think that sounds just a bit weird? if you’re hospitalized and you tell them the reason is because you were assaulted, an officer will be in your room fairly quickly. Just seems slightly sus. Has anyone checked in on MS13 or the caravans lately? I kind of prefer this new gang tbh, the name is much catchier…epitome of evil…just rolls off the tongue, kudos to them.

Theres sock puppets involved?! Now I’m in, tell me more. Trump + sock puppets is kind of like an unstoppable force. Into it.

maybe this is dumb, but why not call the cops if you’re the building owners? Also, why wasn’t a police report filed when their employee was attacked? something doesnt add up here

Yessss, thank you for finally acknowledging how much privilege us black homosexuals have. still a cool city tho.

moarrrrrrrr! Give us more laughs!

can we go back to discussing the twink who took that hog in the capitol building?

Idk, that twink from senate hearing room was pretty hot with the ***** dripping out his hole. not sure if we should count that as a negative along the other points.

man, they’re getting really good at comedy. This stuff is hilarious…please keep it coming!

Sir, this is a Wendy’s… pleaseeeeeeee let him win, I don’t want these sound clips to end! This stuff is brilliant!

SNL has always made fun of ALL politicians…its weird when anyone tries to make it seem like the show is partisan. its like one step above dick jokes, it’s really not that serious no matter who they rip on.