Jauronimo
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I don't suppose anyone asked why someone who doesn’t know how to invest the fund’s assets is holding a seat on the board of the pension fund.
In a rational world, that would be the focus of this story. The misappropriation of $11,000 is a pittance compared to what that porpoise and her colleagues are going to do with $11 billion in pension assets armed with only a 5 day course. The f@#$ing woman dyed her hair to look like Neapolitan ice cream and Ohio decides to trust her with billions. Unreal.
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The generation raised by the collective will have no need for possessions and the trappings of capitalism. These "new people" will embrace the collective mindset of their own accord...for about a generation and a half.
How many times must this experiment be conducted?
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Your biggest obstacle is going to be power hungry middle managers. Root out non-believers. Offer rewards and incentives to those who report wrong doing. Send out e-mails announcing the termination of employees (real or fictional). Cultivate a culture of fear.
Place a huge dildo on your desk in plain sight. This will make everyone uncomfortable and keep people on their toes. Forbid your underlings from making eye contact with you. Frequent public humiliation is an excellent tactic to eradicate morale. Have all transgressors (again, both real and fictional) craft lengthy public apologies/confessions. Require all branches and satellite offices to hang your likeness in break rooms, conference rooms and cubicles to let them know that you're eternally vigilant.
Crush all dissenters.
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For the love of God, how?????
Success is no longer measured by results, but by intentions and how warm and fuzzy those intentions make us feel inside, no matter how realistic or believable.
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It's like watching Danny Briere go after Patrick Kaleta...
Its a little out of focus, but I'm pretty sure the player in the foreground is our very own Meazza. I can only assume his opponent was Marcel Dareus Power.
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I imagine that formation would be just a little vulnerable to the run and also ineffective against the pass.
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All the rage in Japan.
http://www.inquisitr.com/13051/big-in-japan-panda-dogs/
This is just another chapter in the storied Asian dog-rivalry. First, the Japanese painted their dogs to look like pandas, so the Chinese responded by putting dogs in pantyhose, and not to be outdone, the Koreans ate their dogs. Round and round we go.
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Is 1000 km with the range of even U.S. territories?
I don't know much on this topic outside of what I read about North Korea every few weeks online.
No. At least not according to my sources which are both highly respected within the PPP community and commonly regarded as truth.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korea_and_weapons_of_mass_destruction
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Hasn't North Korea been boasting that they have the nuclear capability to reach the mainland US?
They've been boasting that capability, but most of their rocket tests have ended in spectacular failure. Recently they were able to put a satellite in orbit (which immediately spun out of control), but even with the range that this rocket demonstrated, "experts" say the rocket lacks the power to deliver one of their primitively huge (can you use the word primitive while discussing nuclear weapons?) warheads. From what I've been able to dig up, North Korea can likely deliver a warhead within a 1,000 km range and even those missiles aren't very reliable.
Hopefully someone with more command of the facts and a hard-on for military hardware and physics can weigh in. Do we know anyone like that?
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Does NK even have the capability to mount one of their 5 warheads onto a missile of any range? I can't seem to find any evidence that suggests they have any rocket capable of delivering one of their warheads.
I'm also wondering what they named their first nukes. I'm guessing in the spirit of Oppenheimer and co., its probably something like "Chubby Man with Bad Haircut and Inferiority Complex".
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We have same-sex marriage in this country! They're already laughing at us.
Who is?
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I would love to. Who is trading up ?
Maybe if we trade up to 3rd then we can trade back to 9?
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Some folks may look at this as a joke and nothing more,
but how does another country and its people view what Stevie Johnson just tweeted to the whole world?
Are we going to explain in every language its just a joke?
I'm sure the good citizens of the DPRK would be pissed with SJ if only they had twitter, internet access, freedom of speech and sufficient caloric intake to muster anger.
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North Korean's conventional arsenal is of little worry to the U.S. I am concerned, however, that they may attack us with urine, ruining all our pristine snow, or poison our remaining birds, leaving us nothing to eat on Tuesday. Left with no food and no clean snow with which to make coffee, North Korea will have little problem rolling over our ragged defenses with their state of the art 1970s Soviet tech.
Although the notion of being a North Korean colony is scary at first, how much worse can it really be than living in a tent city with the homosexuals?
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I've already learned from my mistake...
Charterholder?
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TPS,The CFA Institute has an extensive and strict code of ethics, hear about anyone who has lost their charter over unethical behavior?
This is the first I've heard of it. Whats contained in this code?
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CFA? That's a highly corrupt organization
You know he's grasping at straws when he cites the CFA Institute to make a case. Bunch of clowns. Seriously, was infowars mute on the topic? Couldn't dig something up from cptnpicard/alt.nude.net? Unbelievable.
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I have heard some of you talk about your careers at times and many seem to pride themselves on solid process management. Anyone have a link of wisdom to impart on the subject? Perhaps a scholarly article of manageable size although anything would do...but not a book we're talking something to read tonight.
Why bother reading? Process management is 99% luck anyway.
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I really don't get why anyone gives a !@#$? It's a private company and maybe they just dig Cesar Chavez more than they dig Jesus. It's their right and it's also your right to use bing.
Its a public company and perhaps they wish to stay away from religious symbolism since many people aren't so keen on Jesus.
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Don't be a Wednesday.
Who are you kidding? You're the biggest Wednesday lover of them all.
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Yes, I did. Had it been wacka, then no.
My mea culpa is that I'm hungover from Dyngus day...
You crazy pols. Getting drunk and whacking women with sticks, or as the Irish call it, Monday.
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did not want to vomit suicide.
No one wants to vomit suicide, except for Bonn Scott and Michael Hutchence and Mama Cass and Jimi Hendrix and the 9th drummer for Spinal Tap, but other than that, no one wants to vomit suicide.
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Ahhh...living down to the reputation that "We come in Peace" noted...
It was about as subtle as being struck in the head with a brick, so I can understand if you missed it, but have you considered the possibility that the remark was just the slightest bit facetious?
I need to ''bounce ideas off academics''...
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No, she doesn't need a 5 day course. If she does, the she needs to be relieved of her responsibilities, because anyone who needs a 5 day course is unfit to make any decision regarding pension assets. Given the fact that shes abusing her position for a vacation, I can only imagine how ethically she'll behave when choosing funds.