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Kirby, you might need to take a timeout. You’re treading into SKOOBY territory.

Are you just finding out?

I’m pretty sure she would include being co-owner of four professional sports franchises on her resume, so unless there’s something you’re not telling us she has you beat there.

Congrats on having one of the pettiest usernames I’ve ever seen. I’d also like to extend a giant high five to you for throwing your political ideologies around with such reckless abandon. You’re probably huge hit at Thanksgiving.

They literally just announced it's a permanent position.

I'm not shocked that is being reported for the Bills. For the Sabres... I honestly don't think she understands enough about the sport to be the franchise President. It's the same complaint I had about Brandon. Hopefully they have a well delineated hierarchy to handle everything.

I definitely think they'll find a president to handle the Sabres, but I feel like Kim is hands-on enough with the Bills to be comfortable holding onto the President role at this point. We'll see.

Was that reported?

I'll reply as soon as I'm done reading your ellipses.

Dude you're making so many inferences. No one, not even Russ when given the chance, has deemed this to be a grand conspiracy. We don't know any facts and we may never will so you have to play it as the ball lies. For now, it's Russ Brandon, the guy accused of sexual misconduct and "mysteriously" resigned the same day. Also... you're way off base if you think there are people celebrating the firing for anything other than this guy no longer having his weasel face within 1,000 feet of our favorite teams.

You mean the marketing kid with a 1:1 ratio of rising power and Ralph's senility?

So hot that she drives for uber?

Ah, an outlier.

Gross. Take your creepy 1950's mentality and get out of here.

There's always a few to stay behind on the titanic, and you should feel proud for doing so.

Don't be obtuse.

Between Russ Brandon and us... I'm pretty sure he's the piece of ****.

Relax. This is our Superbowl.

Good point. The average age of their fan base is around 34.5 years.

I'm not surprised at all that this snake would just pretend there's no sexual misconduct issue that triggered his resignation. What kind of guy quits after being investigated and pretends he's been planning on quitting today for 20 years?

I agree with you 100%, but there's no use in spinning this wheel again.

Okay okay okay... the infidelity/workplace misconduct, fine. I'm sorry to hear that, and I'm glad he's gone. But...is anyone else super excited to find out more about the other "job-related issues that were uncovered"? What wild speculation should we run with there? Meddling with the franchises beyond the scope of marketing? Internal threats? Financial shadiness? General snake-like behavior?

I don't get it. How is this similar?

Ok. How was I wrong earlier? Seems like it was a relatively safe assumption I made that you just completely justified...