Glory Bound

I was with you 'til you got to the part about winning the Super Bowl

I had considered that, but now that Kelly has stated the offensive scheme stunk, I think the handwriting is on the wall. What better way to conceal a dysfunctional system than to instruct your QB to check down.

"Maybe he was coached to dump the ball off a lot more than we might believe... " Anybody remember the press conference after a loss when TE said in a moment of frustration, "I just do what the coaches tell me to do." I think "Captain Checkdown" as he's been labeled was by design...DJ's design...not his.

BREAKING NEWS! ...JUST IN !!! ... My wife's aunt's cousin's sister is good friends with Chan's wife's sister's babysitter...& supposedly Chan was heard grumbling yesterday while sunning himself by their new pool... "pecking order schmecking order!...D*@N I have a problem!" Then he picked up the phone and called this Buddy sumthinerother... & this Buddy dude was talking about NIXing three divas...evidently he was at a Burger King eating lunch with Jeff Garcia when this occurred & had just hung up the phone with Jamarcus Russell's agent. Garcia's aunt's step-daughter has confirmed all of this. You can take this to the bank...pecking order as of 7/29 - The Codeine Kid, Garcia, Levi Brown. It's as good as done!

I think the pecking order going into camp will be Edwards, Brohm, Fitz, & then Brown. In the end, I think Fitz will be cut & early on Brohm will overtake Edwards as the starter.

The whole mess started when Ralph Wilson's parents snuck out to the hay barn back in mid-January, 1918. Must have been a quickie. If only they would have taken their time our beloved Bills would be a power house. Every problem has its root cause. As die hard fans we must be understanding...after all it was 5 below zero outside!

My mama always used to say, "When all else fails, lower your standards!"

I am an optimist in ALL things, except my football team this year...which happens to be the Bills since birth. I am optimistic not only for a high draft pick in 2011, but I am optimistic that the money I save by canceling my Sunday Ticket will be put to good use. I am optimistic that the pressure will be off by our BYE week. I am optimistic that my wife will stop considering enrolling me in anger management classes on Sunday afternoons. I am optimistic my kids will say this fall..."my dad seems a lot happier this year." I am optimistic that all the "real Bills optimists" out there will realize we're the 4th best team in our division, & it's gonna remain that way for a while. Gonna take several years to right this ship. Bummer! How I miss the early 90's!

I am VERY optimistic that the Bills will be awarded one of the top three draft picks in 2011