10 - I know what a football looks like 
  
9-   I can recognize Ralph Wilson 
  
8-  I  can  google buffalo, ny 
  
7-  I have HDTV 
  
6-  I know Canada is not the answer 
  
5-  I know what the LOS is 
  
4-  I am an alumni of women understanding football  ( men have not met this criteria) 
  
3-  I do not have an ego 
  
2-  I believe in the team concept 
  
1-  wide right is not synonymous with conservatism