CountDorkula

Don't say never done nutin fer ya. . .

Happy Now?

I actually make fun of myslef, more than i care to elaborate. . . It's all in good fun anyways, no need to huff and puff about someone giving it to you a little. Besides survival of the fittest, and with this name im in this thing for he long haul, and setting up for the win.

Thanks for promoting me, even though you made fun of me. . .

The entire bay just stopped and watched. It was the biggest boat(yacht) in the area. His mistake, he forgot to lift the anchor. . . That is what everyone is still trying to figure out. Fixed! Happy now?

Taking advice from just jack. . . ^^^ http://www.buffalonews.com/2010/07/08/1106...of-attempt.html SO, I was at sunset bay today, when all of the sudden 4 guys go running by us through the water. They jump onto their boat where we see a guy, whom we though was just another one of them but was drunk, and they did not want him to drive. The owner of the boat er yacht jumps up onto the boat and climbs to the captains deck and punches the guy trying to steal his boat then pushes him backwards over the metal rail where he fell backwards to the base of the boat. That is when the 3 other guys took over and began beating and kicking him. They then throw him in the water where they dragged him on shore and threw him face first into a giant piece of drift wood (basically a drift tree). Where security is called and the drunk tries to fight all of them. ( I did not see this part heard this from a witness who saw this part take place) 10 min later the coast guard and state troopers arrive, when the drunk again tries to fight his way out and is thrown to the ground and is kneed square in the spine by the trooper. The best part after all of this after the guy is being taken to jail, he screams he is going to press charges against everyone. I found this out he was trying to steal the boat from the guys as he was yelling coming back on shore "Effing bastard tried to steal are effing boat" The boat kinda looked like this: http://lavidaboca.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/yacht.jpg Take away the top back level and he fell from there to the first level where the chairs are. EDIT: Fixed my mistake to make Beerball happy. . .

Goos stuff man. What kind a camera do you use?

Im sure you all will be happy to know that i have returned from my vacation. Here are some highlights. ~ Watched some fireworks ~ Drank some beer ~ Ate steak, italian sausage, ribs, meatballs, pasta, salads. ~Drank more beer. ~Shaved my mothers cat to look like a lion. ~ Watched a guy try to steal a boat but get thrown from the second story of the boat to the first and then 4 other guys beat the hell out of him. BUt now i am back and ready to take my place as the winner in this thread.

SAMUELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!..... (NSFW)

Drink a Dos Equis and call yourself the most interesting man in the world while you are at it... Seriously Sounds like a good plan to me

Time to go start the weekend off right. A Dos Equis on the back deck sounds good to me. See (er read???) you all tuesday.

My cats breath smells like cat food. . .

You guys are both right. Ther'es no point of carrying on this thread anymore.

St.Urbans-Hof Mosel Riesling GOOD STUFF!!!!!

I bet these are the same people that go to McDonalds everyday, and then complain they are fat. . .

I just ate a pepper, it was red and spicy. It was in my chinese food. That is all Thanks!

So are you saying we are blaming hell on the I285?

Did the devil actually go down to Georgia?

Tim Tebow?

HBD BILL!!!!! Can't wait for the season to start so we can get your weekly input.

Manicorns cannot win this thing; sorry. P.S. I hate the Yankees, that is all.

I was told it is just a cover to protect the phone. . .

I'm not duumb, I'm a dork. . .

DUMB. . .AS$