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Pete

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  1. Compare boobs is pretty awesome! VB2 is great but Tammy is the hottest!

     

     

     

    Kiss the Camera

     

    Kiss Each Other

     

    Pour me a Beer

     

    Show me Your Cans

     

    Show me Your Jugs

     

    Turn Into a Man

     

    Turn Into Men

     

    Eat a Banana

     

    Tie a Cherry Stem

     

    Salute the Troops

     

    Strip Poker

     

    Strip Tease

     

    Dance

     

    Tango

     

    Imitate Ashlee Simpson

     

    Blow Fire

     

    Shake Your Butt

     

    Show Your Butts

     

    Cat fight

     

    Laser Gun Fight

     

    Star Wars Jedi Fight

     

    Compare your Boobs

     

    Rub your Boobs

     

    Show me your Boobs

     

    French Maids

     

    Play Blackjack

     

    Carribean Stud

     

    Nurse / Maid

     

    TV spoof - Benny Hill

     

    TV spoof - COPS

     

    TV spoof - South Park

     

    TV spoof - Academy Awards

     

    Play Guitar

     

    Choke the Chicken

  2. I'm driving from DFW to San Antonio today w/ Aussiew, and I need some help with a couple things.

     

    First, should I go with the wife beater and cutoff shorts?  It's geting a little cool around here, and it is after Labor Day after all.

     

     

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    You plan on wearing a wife beater and cutoff shorts and are worried about breaking a fashion rule? <_< Anyways white after Labor day is a myth- you can wear white whenever you want. Me personally- I dont give a sh--. I wear whatever I feel like

  3. I watched this movie a few weeks ago.  I may be in the minority here, but I thought it really sucked.  I laughed once during the entire movie.  I'm not trying to steal your thread here, I just don't get it.

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    same here. The only time I laughed was when Napoleon got hit in the face with the steak

  4. Ok meteorologist Pete, tell me why not?

    I can throw names together too. I just got a new Marino Kelly, and I'm looking forward to my Clayton Reed.  :( Maybe an Einstein Newton?

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    I never claimed to be a meteorologist- I claimed to be a big fan of the weather. Cirrus clouds are high level clouds that are usually at least 20,000 feet in the air. They are frozen supercooled waterdroplets that require high altitudes to achieve freezing of the supercooled waterdroplets. Cirrus clouds usually are harbingers of a coming storm in the upcoming day or two. It is similar to the theory when the moon has a halo around it it means it will rain in the next few days. High altitude shifts usually indicate future weather the next few days. Any meteorologist will tell you that Cirrus clouds at 6000 feet is remarkably odd. As for the Tesla Howitzer- I didnt make that up. The Soviets have been developing Scalar weapons since Kruschev. Try googling Tesla Howitzer and see how many hits you get compared to Einstein Newton Howitzer

  5. I doubt this guy QUIT his job as a weatherman. More likely he got shizzit canned.

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    No doubt the guy is out there on some of his theorys. He is a meteorologist though and I am interested in some of his findings. Cirrus clouds at 6000 feet just are not possible naturally

  6. I am a fan of the weather and take interest in some of these photos. I have noticed long before I read this stuff that planes contrails are much thicker then they used to be, last longer, and tend to form clouds. Scott Stevens is a weatherman in Idaho that quit his job to pursue his theorys. He is currently doing the talk show circuit and was just on OReily. He theorys that there is no natural weather anymore- its all manipulated

     

    http://www.weatherwars.info/chemtrails.htm

     

    http://www.weatherwars.info/chemtrails_2.htm

     

    http://www.weatherwars.info/Sat_July05_1.htm

  7. Let me know if I’m misstating your premise but I think you’re saying that a bad player will take 10’s away from you. Is that right?

     

    If so, that logic appears faulty. Consider the following:

     

    Face cards = 16 of 52 cards = 30%

    Face + Ace = 20 of 52 cards = 38%

    2 through 9 = 32 of 52 cards = 66%

    2 through 8 = 28 of 52 cards = 54%

    2 through 7 = 24 of 52 cards = 46%

    2 through 6 = 20 of 52 cards = 38%

     

    So even if you count “good” cards as 10 through Ace and “bad” cards as 2 through 6, it’s still exactly even.

     

    Furthermore, bad players don’t just make hit errors. They make other errors as well that may give you a card you need.

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    Not quite that simple. For one the dealers usually use 5-7 decks. The more +10s in the deck the better odds for the table. You make your money at black jack when the dealer busts and when you double down or split when the advantage is yours. Its all about the dealer busting. Lets say the bet player 1 $200, player 2$100, player 3 $100 player 4 $25, player 5 $25, player 6 $100, anchor $50. Dealer shows 6, anchor 13. The anchor would be an idiot if he hit there(unless he has a photographic memory and he calculates the deck is in his favor). I would be rip sh-- if he took the dealers bust card and I was player 1-6. If you dont know how to play blackjack stick to the $1 tables and get the !@#$ off $25+ tables. One of the dumbest plays I have seen is some bimbo split Qs, drew a Q, split that and ended up losing all 3 hands while taking 6 10 cards(ie bust cards) :lol:

  8. There is no comparison between check raising and making a bad play anchoring a black jack table and taking the dealers bust card. The former is great strategy and the later is pure idiocy. People cry all the time when you beat them. Bunch of punk ass sore losers. Bluffs and over the tops are part of the game too. A good poker player can smell weakness. Its all how you bet. You might be bluffing a check raise and make someone lay down a big hand. Thats poker. If someone ever cried to me that I check raised and schooled their ass at poker I would tell them to add a how to play poker book and some tissues to their shopping list

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